[The guys talk about the X-rated film they saw earlier]
Okay, so did anyone besides me think that some of the guys in that movie were not completely... average? Like, you know, way, way... above average?
Well, you don't go into that line of work when you're below average. You just pray some hot, redheaded neighbor girl likes you for your personality.
What are you talking about? Those men were completely average. In fact, I found the guy with the mustache downright puny.
See now, Fez, that's not honest. I mean, we all know you're small in the pants. What I'm saying is, from here on in, I'm only telling the truth. In fact, I'm gonna come clean to Jackie about everything!
Fine. You want honesty? I'll give you honesty. We are all small in the pants!
Kelso... this might be your best idea ever. You know what? You should make a list of all the lies you've ever told to Jackie. And I'll help you. So all's I really want is for you to be happy.
You guys, honestly. You don't think Donna's, you know... bored, right? 'Cause those guys in the movie, they didn't do the same move twice. And I've done the same move, like... always.
I'll bet they go to a special school or something. I mean, they're like doctors at doing it.
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