Okay, so I'm making out with Pam Macey in the orchestra pit, and everything's progressing like normal. Until...
What?
You know, the really, really bad thing that can happen to guys when they're with girls.
Oh, did Mr. Cooper come in to buff the floor?
...No. Okay. Let me put it this way: The buffer wouldn't buff.
Poor Mr. Cooper.
No, Fez! I think what he's trying to say is... the rabbit wouldn't come out of the hat.
The weasel wouldn't pop.
The alphabet soup never spelled, "Go".
OKAY! ALRIGHT, ENOUGH!
Actually, not quite. There are a lot of Amish people, but they never raised a barn.
Forman, man, that was awesome!
It just came to me.
Oh, I get it. The barn is Kelso's pants!
Okay! You guys, this is not funny! This is like a nightmare!
Yes, Eric, stop teasing. Kelso, I want you to know that I feel bad for you. And that I am sorry... YOU ARE NOT A MAN!
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