Hyde, Kelso and others in “That Disco Episode”

Hyde

You know, I thought about it... and I’m going to the disco. Just on the off-chance that they might mix up a little rock ‘n roll, man.

Kelso

Yeah, well I have something to say. I went to the mall today... and I bought a pair of new shoes... and they're the coolest kicks in the cave!

Eric

So, no more for Kelso. He's toasted!

Fez

I would like some toast if you're making some. Or food of any kind would be good. I am starving!

Hyde

Oh! I read somewhere that there are these people in India who fast, man! Yeah. [laughs] And their minds are so advanced, they can actually think themselves to death, man!

Kelso

Well... I hope I'm not doing that right now. My mind's always doing things that I don't even know about.

Eric

Man, we always think of so many brilliant things down here! But then later, I can't remember any of them! I mean, they're brilliant, man!

Fez

...Someone go make toast right now.

Hyde

Hey, we should record our conversation, man. Yeah! Then we can play it back and write it down! I'll bet that's how the writers at National Lampoon do it!

Kelso

[laughs] Yeah, well... I read somewhere that there's these people in France!

Hyde

What do they do?

Kelso

You see, they're incredibly... French!

Eric

See, that's brilliant, man! I'm gettin' the tape recorder! [gets up and leaves the circle]

Fez

Where's my toast, you idiots?!