[First lines of the series, in May 1976]
Eric, it is time.
Why don't you do it?
It's your house.
Your house!
[points upward] Listen to them up there. The party has reached critical mass. In ten minutes, there will be no more beer opportunities.
If my dad catches me copping beers, he'll kill me!
I'm willing to take that risk.
Don't worry about it! Just remain calm, keep moving...
And above all, don't get sucked into my dad's hair.
What's wrong with your dad's hair?
Just don't look at it.
[grabs Eric's face] And Eric: Cold. Definitely cold.
[Eric nods. Hyde pats him on the shoulder. Eric begins to run up the stairs. He pauses, looks back down, and continues]
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