Eric, honey, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer? Oh, wait. It's a 20-pounder. Donna, could you get the Thanksgiving turkey out of the freezer?
“Thank You” · Season 5, Episode 8
In this episode: Eric Forman (2), Kitty Forman (2), Fez (1)
[To Schatzi] Hey Schatzi, stay away from my witch sister. Her and her witch friends have been known to sacrifice small animals. Oh, and possibly that one asthmatic neighbor boy.
Eric, little Wally moved away.
A six-year-old moved away? His parents still live in that house!
Fez, I know you've only spoken English for a couple weeks now. But, could you have learned the words, "Don't tell my dad?" "Don't", a contraction meaning, "do not," and "tell my dad", meaning "SHUT UP?"
Okay, right there! You just told me not to shut up. It's a wonder you're not failing English, too. Crack a book, you lazy son of a bitch!
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