You bought us some food but, hot dogs? We're vegetarians!
ABArj Barker
Well, put some lettuce on it!
S2 E21
For those who haven't seen this show, how would you best describe "A Town in the Valley"?
TBTahir Bilgic
[looks at audience] Who hasn't seen this show? Get out! I think it's a drama/comedy. We're trying to be dramatic but, we're poor actors.
[As a parent, at a parent-teacher interview] How's Chris doing in school?
MWMerrick Watts
[As the teacher] He's doing very good. He's a very bright kid, isn't he?
Chris is a girl.
MWMerrick Watts
But, he looks like a boy.
You've also given her an "A" in French.
MWMerrick Watts
Yes, very good. "A" is the highest mark I give.
She doesn't do French.
MWMerrick Watts
But, when she did, she was an "A".
DCDaniel Cordeux
What is going on here?
[As a SWAT officer] Renovation Rescue!
Ken, we here that one lucky punter has walked away with $50,000. How did they manage that?
Yeah, I was rapt, I mean, we don't know who it is. Don't know who it was and we don't definitely don't have any inside information so, good on them and no investigation needed.
IInterviewer
What will your tactics be for the race?
[As a Jockey] I'll be attempting to go the other way around the track to confuse the other horses.
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