Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) · Season 1
It is very good to see you again, April.
I missed you, Master Splinter. I hope we can start training again soon.
Of course. [bows down] Whenever you wish.
[to the Turtles] I never got a chance to tell you guys that I'm sorry, for everything.
You're sorry? But we were the ones that screwed up.
It was an accident. And most importantly, you're my friends. I don't ever want to hold a grudge ever again.
Why!? Why are you doing this!!?
The others hold you back. Limit your potential. You don't need 'em. Just like you said!!
[Slash drags a badly hurt Mikey to the edge of a skyscraper]
You're wrong! I never wanted this!!
[A dejected Raph looks at his photograph of Spike]
He's still out there somewhere.
Raphael, do you know what I do when I miss my loved ones from the past?
No.
I focus on the friends I am surrounded in the present.
What are you doing, Leo!? I was goin' for Mikey!
What part of "last Turtle standing" don't you understand!?
[Donnie drinks his soda, Mikey approaches with his popcorn and bumps into Donnie and his popcorn spill all over him]
Yo! You ready for 48 hours of mega-thrusting, evil-fighting, galaxy-saving super sentai action?
I was until you spilled greasy POPCORN ALL OVER ME!
[takes a popcorn from Donnie's face and eats it] My bad.
How do you know these freaks?
These are the... other friends I told you about.
So they're NOT the bad guys?
No way! [sighs] Casey Jones, meet Leonardo, Donatello, Michelangelo...
What up? [gets smacked by Raph]
...and the one and only Raphael.
So the Turtles are all... Italian?
No. I named them after my favorite painters and sculptors of the Italian Renaissance.
[gasps, screams, and then faints in shock]
Casey? Casey, wake up! [shakes, then slaps his face; Casey wakes up] This is Master Splinter, Casey. He's cool.
You do not have to fear me, my friend. Rest assured, I do not bite.
He's a giant, t-t-talking rat?!
April O'Neil's psychic and extrasensory abilities, which were hinted in "Monkey Brains", are fully proven.
Saved by Raph? I'm never gonna live this down.
We've all been there, April.
This...doesn't seem possible.
What is it? What’s wrong?
Based on all the evidence I’ve clued from the lab, your cellular makeup is actually a morph-genetic blend of human and Kraang DNA.
Wait. Are you saying...?
You're not entirely human, April. That's why you have psychic powers. In fact, you are a half human, half alien-mutant.
A mutant!?
Oh, yeah! Welcome to the family!
You know, Casey, it's awesome there's someone else who knows about the Turtles. I have, like, no one talk to. Especially after Dad turned into a mutant-bat.
I know. 4 mutant-turtles living a sewer with a talking rat? I mean, you couldn't make this stuff up.
(Leo is trying to meditate with Splinter, but cannot seem to focus.)
Leonardo?
[falls over in surprise] Sorry, Sensei. Can't seem to focus.
I noticed. What is it that troubles you, my son?
I keep having the same nightmare, Sensei - every night! I let the team down. They're dragged off into darkness and I'm powerless to help.
This is not uncommon. All leaders must face the fear of losing their team. I face this every time you and your brothers' leave the lair.
[runs into the lair, panting] Guys! April! Sewers! Hurry!
Casey, what's wrong?
Are the Foot bots back?
W-we were on our way here, and next thing I know April starts acting freaked out, then runs off! She's gone!
Wait, wait… You just lost April!?
Relax! I'm sure there's a logical explanation. Like she was eaten by a giant sewer snake, or something.
Let's go!
What is going on here?
Fungus!
Language, please! There's a lady present.
April and Raph have been exposed to toxins found in certain types of fungi. The mushroom must produce it as some kind of defense mechanism.
Defense against what, being stir-fried?
[hallucinating them as giant cockroaches] I'm freaking out, I'm freaking out! I'M FREAKING OUT!
It's okay, dude. It's me, Mikey. (approaches Raph for a hug) Give your bro a hug. It'll make you feel better. Come on now. Where's the love? (hugs) Awww! It's right here between my arms!
[stomping mushrooms] Check it out! Super Mikey Brothers!
[coughing] April, we need to get out of here! Take my hand!
Don't touch me! Get away from me! You make me sick, mutant... weirdo!
April… what's wrong with you?
You nerdy 3-fingered freak, I hate you! You mutated my father! I NEVER WANT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
She hates me. April hates me!
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