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S1 E15Unfinished Business
I do not want to say I was right, but... I was right.
You know, I bet I'd make a small fortune if I sold you to a science lab. Could you imagine the press? "Talking Ninja Turtle found in sewer."
Great. Captured and now totally humiliated. Awesome day, Leo. Awesome day.
You deserve everything you're getting, Leo! After you betrayed me last time!
Don't you love it? My new robotic Foot Bots follow my orders to a "T." No arguing, no prodding. They do whatever I want. Cool, right?
Yeah, convenient. Nice.
I've been teaching the Foot Bots new skills, but now I'm turning the training over to someone new.
Footbots, de-shell him!
I'm sorry to bother you, Master Splinter. I need to ask you some questions- about Karai.
It is late, Leonardo. These questions will have to wait for another time.
She said you took her mother away from her. I know it's not true, right?
No. It is not true. But the truth is just as difficult.
Please, sensei, tell me. Trust me.
Karai... is my daughter.
What the heck is this nonsense? It's terrible!
Terribly awesome! I found these old tapes in a dumpster.
Tapes?
Check it out.
Dude, this is awful. And you guys complained about Space Heroes.
Their lips don't even match what they're saying! I could NEVER watch a show this bad!
[Later, all four turtles are addicted to the show.]
So she's the princess of an entire planet? Cool!
Yep, and she also pilots the robot's left leg. She rules! But that scientist dude made the robot.
The story has such an intricate, layered plot. Four stars!
BBlip
[On TV] P-p-princess, I'd like to invite you for space dinner, if you please. Yes?
ZZee
What, I, date a weakling like you? [walks away] Not for 10,000 Zarkon crystals!
[Leo, Raph, and Mikey laugh.]
Donnie, that is so you and April, dude!
IT IS NOT! This show is lame, anyway. The plot makes zero sense! [heads into his lab] I'll be in the lab.
[after a stealth attack from Leo] What was that?
THAT, was a stealth attack. [eats pizza] And that is what we're gonna be doing in today's training session.
No fair! I couldn't see you coming!
That's why it's called 'stealth', genius.
Why would you eat a slice of pizza you found on the roof anyway?
Roof pizza is like one of my top ten favorite types of pizza.
[In the dojo]
Today, I will teach you to enjoy falling down.
Why would I ever- [gets tripped by Splinter] Whoa!
Did you enjoy that?
No!
Then let's keep trying. [knocks Donnie down a couple more times] Do you like it yet?
No, sensei! Not at all!
Hmm. Then perhaps one cannot make someone like something.
Of course not. No one wants to be... [realizes what Splinter means] Oh, I get it. You're talking about me and April.
My son, for someone so intelligent, the obvious often eludes you.
[faced with Mutagen Man] Donnie's monster?! Can't I go a MONTH without some mutant attacking me? [Casey gets in front of her] What are you doing?
Whatever that thing is, it's pure evil, and completely cool looking!! I'll handle this, sweetheart.
"Sweetheart"?
[screams upon seeing his acne] WHAT THE-?! I'M A MUTANT!!!
Uh, he's just realizing that now?
My son, I sense there is something you would like to tell us.
What? No, not at all. Really, I didn't do anything. [gives in] Okay, okay! You got me! I kinda... I sprinkled a little... [pulls out a vial of mutagen] mutagen on my skin.
MSMikey's brothers
[shocked and furious] WHAT?! ARE YOU KIDDING?! WHY?!
To become better! Cooler, you know? You guys treat me like a big goofball all the time! So I found this vial in Donnie's lab. The label says it'll make you super cool.
[turns the vial around, showing that "cool" is actually "cooled"] No, it says you're supposed to keep it super cooled, as in TEMPERATURE!!! This was a reject-batch of retro-mutagen, Mikey! It's DANGEROUS!
Well, you could've made it a little more clear! [Donnie turns the vial around to show many warning labels] Still not that clear.
But now that I know what caused this, I think I can engineer an antidote from the remaining sample.
[delighted] Yes, yes, yes! [hugs Donnie] I love you, man.
Then you must start right away.
I'm just missing one key instrument, though. A molecular centrifuge to mix the solution.
No problem! Money is no object! [to Leo] Leo, can I borrow some cash?
Bradford, Xever. Enter.
I detest this clumsy body. What I wouldn't give to be human again!
Seriously, I don't have all night.
Don't get too comfortable, Karai. Shredder is the only one worthy of that throne.
[Dogpound put a mutation leash on Baxter Stockman]
BBaxter
Is this...mutagen?
I call it insurance. Double-cross us, and boom, we see what you turn into! Maybe some sort of bug.
[A hologram of Oroku Saki is seen]
So, Daughter. You not only disobey my orders in my absence, your petty scheme failed miserably.
It was those stupid Footbots! They couldn't keep up with the Turtles! But here's the good news- the Kraang have been upgrading them.
Hear me, Karai. You will not have anymore dealings with the Kraang until I return. Do not defy me again! The consequences would be...unfortunate.
Understood, Father.
From what I could translate from the orb, it seems the Kraang are building some advanced heavy weaponry.
Any guess what it could be?
[raises his hand] Ooh! Lasers disguised as burritos! Yes! It all makes sense now.
It DOES make sense... you have the brain of an AVOCADO!
Alright, guys, stay focused. We find the weapon and we destroy it, and then we get Mexican... pizza.
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