Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2012) Season 1 quotes

April

I'll never forget the night we left New York City. The Kraang defeated us, Leo got badly hurt, Master Splinter is...gone. We lost. We had nowhere left to go, so we came to old farmhouse I grew up in, miles away from the city; a place we could all be safe in. The first thing we did was take care of poor Leonardo. Raphael keeps a constant visual over Leo, waiting for him to wake up. Michelangelo goofs around a lot, but he does a ton of chores around the house. But mostly he goofs around a lot. Donatello built a lab in the barn, trying to create a mutagentic medicine to heal Leo. And then there's me, April O'Neil. I spend most of my time training with the Turtles, and writing in my ever-expanding journal. I miss New York, my sensei, my dad. Hopefully Leo will recover and we can all go home soon, if there's even a home to go back to. But life, as Master Splinter would say, must continue on.

Donnie

[making an antidote for Leo] One last drop and I think I've done it. [the antidote blows up in his face] Aah!

Casey

[laughs at Donnie, then gets under the truck to fix it] This baby's gonna need a lot of work.

Mikey

But, what Master Splinter would say, "We must accept the hand that the universe has dealt us."

Casey

Wow. That is deep, yo.

Raph

Master Splinter's gone, Mikey. And Leo may never wake up. The universe dealt us a terrible hand.

Mikey

You turned my brother into a plant? You turned him into a plant!!! Let me go, Creep, I’ll bash the mutagen straight out of you!

Raph

[in bathroom] "Guys, guys get in here!"

Donnie

"Leo?"

Leo

(has awoken, his voice much deeper) "Heh...hey guys."

Mikey

Leo it's you!

Leo

(grunts and weak voice) "That hurts."

(To Raph) Make waste

Raph

(close the door fast) AHHHH! (leans on the door and pants hard and got pissed) BIGFOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April

You're not just a mutant, Donnie. You're my mutant.

Donnie

I understand ... nothing.

April

Here, Mom. (Gives her a cup of hot tea)

Thank you, April. I'm still a little shaky. I know this is hard to believe, but, the Kraang ship has been here for years. It was your great-grandfather who discovered it. He made the mistake of awakening the Kraang. They paid him back by experimenting on him, and his entire bloodline. They knew we were the key to unlocking their precious mutagen. We were their Guinea pigs.

Michelangelo

Aw. Guinea pigs are so cute.

Raphael

I told you not to be stupid, you moron!

After you were born, it was clear you were very special. We knew it was only a matter of time before the Kraang came for you. We escaped. Kirby fled with you to the city, but I was recaptured and put into stasis.

April

All these years. I never knew what happened to you. I didn't know what to think. Dad would never tell me.

Now you know. And now we never have to be apart again. Where is Kirby anyway?

Casey

Oh, he got turned into a freaky Kraang-headed mu-

Raphael

You had to pull a Mikey didn't ya?

Leonardo

He's just kidding, Mrs. O'Neil. Kirby's on a...safari in Puerto Rico. He won't be back for a while.

I'm just so glad to have my April back.

Donatello

[furious] Michelangelo... You attacked April's MOTHER?!?!?!?!?!

Raphael

Mikey, have you completely cracked your shell?

Michelangelo

I don't trust her. She's all kinds of wrong. You guys got to believe me.

Leonardo

Oh, just like the time tiny elves stole your nunchucks and replaced 'em with mozzarella sticks?

Michelangelo

Yes!

Raphael

Or the time you and ice cream kitty entered a break dancing contest?

Michelangelo

Exactly!

Casey

Stop it, Mikey. Do you have any idea how much this means to April? If you ruin this for her-

Michelangelo

[irritated] Fine! If you don't believe me, I'll prove it. [he leaves in anger, while the others look at each other]