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A character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

Michelangelo quotes from Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987)

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Michelangelo

5th most-quoted character in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (1987): in 39 of its 170 quotes
Most scenes with: Raphael (27), Leonardo (24), Donatello (21)

Scenes with Michelangelo 35

[at night, in the lair, the Turtles are sleeping, suddenly, Michelangelo's boombox is turned on very loud, the three Turtles are furiously waking up]

Okay, that does it.

I have got to get some Zs.

Michelangelo is out of here.

Michelangelo

[dancing to DJ Dickie Bark of WOOF on his boombox, until his brothers take his boombox from him] Hey, wait a minute! [being grabbed by his brothers]

[Leonardo and Raphael are carrying Michelangelo while Donatello is carrying a boombox]

We warned you, Michelangelo! No more rock and roll!

MDMale DJ

Okay, canine cuties, chow down on this three-woof tune on pirate radio W.O.O.F. Woof, woof, woof! [Donatello turns off the boombox]

Michelangelo

But dudes, I'm listening to my main man, Dicky Bark, the Woofman! And it's tune time, woof, woof, woof!

Wrong, wrong, wrong! It's snooze time.

That Bark guy's woofing is driving me out of my shell.

Michelangelo

But dudes, it's the numero uno station in the whole city. Just give it a listen. It'll grow on you.

Yeah, like a fungus!

Michelangelo

Hey, w--wait! [Leonardo and Raphael throws him into the wet sewer and Donatello throws his boombox into the wet sewer] You dudes will be sorry!

LDLeonardo, Donatello & Raphael

Good night...dude!

Michelangelo

Oh, sure, make me sleep in the cold, wet sewer. Well, at least I've got Dicky Bark to keep me company.

RRadio

[Michelangelo turns on his boombox] All right, now, bubba, it's The Fleabags scratching their way up the charts with "Itching To See You, Baby".

Michelangelo

Woof, woof, woof! [he dances with his boombox, annoying his brothers]

Now I'm ready to take on Shredder as the most feared creature of the night: [steps out of his lab wearing dark tights, a utility belt, and a cape and cowl] The Dark Turtle.

Michelangelo

Whoa. Way cool entrance, dude.

Donatello, have you lost your mind?

On the contrary. I'm saner than I ever was.

Well, you're staying here until it wears off.

I don't have time for these games. A little Turtle Smoke will handle you.

Shredder. Where's that shredder?

Oh no, not again. [They enter the room to find Donatello throwing things]

Michelangelo

You gotta come to your senses, dude. [They tackle Donatello to the floor]

We are not gonna let you go after Shredder again.

What are you talking about? I'm looking for my electric cheese shredder. [gets up] I'm just dying for a pizza.

Oh, dude.

Oh, great! Not again!

The Early Warning System. We've got intruders. What's going on?!

Uh, no problem. Uh, everything's under control. The portable portal bumped the InterDimensional Early Warning System apparatus which momentarily caused a tear in the dimensional fabric.

Michelangelo

Whoa. I hope none of those uggo Dimension X creatures got through.

We'd better check it out.

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