Scott quotes from Teen Wolf

Isaac

What do you mean?

Scott

I mean, you didn't kiss her, did you?

Isaac

No! Absolutely not. No.

Scott

...Did you want to?

Isaac

Oh yeah, totally.

Lydia

Well, well, well. Look who's no longer the crazy one.

We're not crazy!

Lydia

Hallucinating? Sleep paralysis? Yeah, you guys are fine.

Scott

We did die and come back to life. That's gotta have some side effects, right?

Scott

Okay, so what happens to a person who has a near-death experience and comes out of it seeing things?

Stiles

And is unable to tell what's real or not?

And is being haunted by demonic visions of dead relatives?

Isaac

They're all locked up because they're insane.

Stiles

Ha, ha. Can you at least try to be helpful?

Isaac

For half my childhood, I was locked in a freezer. So, being helpful is kind of a new thing for me.

Melissa

You told me you and Stiles learned a way to control this. You find an anchor, right? Find your anchor.

Scott

[groans in pain] My anchor was Allison. I don't have Allison anymore.

Melissa

Then be your own anchor.

Stiles

You know, if my dad's right, that means there's another werewolf in town that we haven't met yet.

Scott

[sighs] I know.

Stiles

And, if it turns out to be something like triplets that form into, like, a three-headed hound of hell, I'm seriously not up for that.

Scott

Okay, but if it was a full moon and she did change while her mom was driving, then anything could have happened.

Stiles

Horrible things could have happened! Ripping, shredding, tearing things.

Stiles

Think about it, Dad, all right? They're driving. Malia starts to change, she goes out of control, the mom crashes, and everybody dies.

Scott

Except for Malia.

Stiles

She blames herself, alright? Goes off running into the woods, and eventually becomes trapped inside the body of a coyote!

That makes sense.

In a Chinese folktale!

Stiles

What the hell is happening to me?

Scott

We'll figure it out. You're going to be okay.

Stiles

Am I? Are you? Scott, you can't transform. Allison's being haunted by her dead aunt, and I'm straight-up losing my mind. We can't do this. We can't-we can't help Malia. We can't help anyone.

Scott

We can try. We can always try.

Stiles

We need a real Alpha. [Scott makes an offended face] You know what I mean. An Alpha who can do Alpha-things! You know, an Alpha who can get it going. You know, get it...

Isaac

...Up?

Scott

[defeated] Great. I'm an Alpha with... performance issues?

Scott

What if I can't control it? What if I can't turn back?

Ethan

Then it takes over. You become Malia. You get further and further away from being human. You turn into an animal. Or worse--

Aiden

--You turn into Peter.

Lydia

Anyone else think we might be doing more harm than good?

Scott

We're trying to keep a father from killing his own daughter.

Isaac

Actually, we're trying to keep a guy from killing a coyote, who is actually his daughter, who we don't know how to change from a coyote back into his daughter...

Stiles

And again with the not helping.

Stiles

Scott, I don't think you get it, yet. You're an Alpha. You're the apex predator! Everyone wants you. You're like the hot girl that every guy wants.

Scott

[confused] The hot girl?

Stiles

You are the hottest girl! [Stiles leaves just as Isaac joins them]

Isaac

[confused] ...What?

Scott

I'm the hot girl?

Isaac

Yes, you are! [Scott and Isaac both smile like angels]

Isaac

[about the twins] So, this is how it's gonna be now? We trust them?

Scott

Just because I'm letting them help, doesn't mean I trust them.

Isaac

Yeah, well, I don't trust them, either. Or like them. In fact, I hate them, and I kinda just want them to die.

Scott

What do you hear now?

Lydia

[discouraged] Nothing. I feel like I can do this, but I don't know what to do. It's like it's on the tip of my tongue, and I don't know how to trigger it! I just... I swear to God, it literally makes me want to scream!

Stiles

Okay, then scream, Lydia. Scream.

Stiles

[about Kira] No, you need to remember someone left a coded message telling Barrow to kill her.

Scott

Which is why I need to talk to her.

Stiles

Scott, no way. Until we figure out if she's just another psychotic monster that's gonna start murdering everybody, I vote against any and all interaction.

Scott

[stares at Kira] What if she's like me?

Stiles

That girl walked through 1.21 jiggawatts of electricity. She's not like you.