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S1 E15Unfinished Business

Do I hear an undercover mission coming on, 'cause I'm a master of disguise! [Turns into multiple animals]

Yeah, a green mongoose is gonna blend right in.

JJinx

Don't bother trying to run.

MMammoth

You won't get far. The whole school is in on it.

SStone

In on what?

Whaddaya think, pie-for-brains? [Produces a dress and unicycle] Your initiation.

SStone

[Laughs} That's it?

MMammoth

Don't laugh. You have to EAT the unicycle.

[walks across the window/screen] It doesn't matter. I created Red X- every system, every weapon. Whoever's inside that suit, he's my responsibility.

Well if we're gonna catch him, we at least need to figure out what he's after.

I already know. Xenothium: the fuel that powers the suit.

[gasps]

No!

Aw man! I never understand anything!

XENOTHIUM?! You powered that suit with xenothium?! Are you crazy, man?! That stuff is dangerous! And unstable! Tell me you were not stupid enough to go messing with it!

Like I said, it was a mistake.

Thanks for your help, X. But don't think that means you can help yourself.

No problem, kid. This [holds up the Xenothium] should keep me going for quite a while.

That won't do you much good without this. [He holds up the utility belt. Red X sees his belt isn't on him]

Better luck next time.

[Red X backs up to the ledge and almost slips]

Not bad, kid. Not bad.

[He throws the Xenothium on the floor, exploding it and jumps and falls]

[The episode begins with Starfire packing all of her things as the Titans watch]

Uh, Starfire?

Hmm?

Going somewhere?

I am leaving for Tamaran.

And you're taking all your stuff because...?

I am not ever coming back.

RBRobin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven

WHAT?!

Starfire, what's wrong?

Nothing is wrong. I am...getting married.

RBRobin, Beast Boy, Cyborg, Raven

WHAT?!

You're getting married?!

Indeed! And I cannot wait to see Tamaran. I have been having a bit of the sick home feeling lately and am eager to introduce my home planet to you, my friends! First you must ingest some fresh-squeezed blorg, or perhaps splut-wingx! And wait until you see the pordkins. They are as big as a florknock!

Um, am I the only one afraid of the pordkins?

You're getting married?!

Oh, I have never met him. My betrothed has been chosen for me by the Grand Ruler of Tamaran.

[Starfire looks up to the spaceship´s window and sees Robin on it]

You're getting MARRIED?! AND TO SOMEONE YOU'VE NEVER MET?!

[He quickly swims back into the ship to regain oxygen]

Of course Robin, it is the way of my people.

But Starfire- [Gets interrupted when the T-ship is zapped]

I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!

Cyborg, there's something wrong with you, please, let us help.

[Seeing Robin as a steak]You bet there's something wrong. We need gravy! And plenty of it!

[Whilst Robin is tied to a hospital bed and struggles against his restraints]

But must we keep him restrained?

He threatened us, Star. He's dangerous.

Dangerous?! Try totally flipped-out cuckoo-labanza! [sneezes]

We got to run some tests on him; figure out what's going on.

Alone again, Robin?

[Robin looks around and spots him]

As long as I'm around, you're never alone.

[Weakly] Slade... stop...

[Kicks him] No, Robin. [as the light flickers he vanishes for a second then reappears in the dark] I won't stop. Not now. Not ever. I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind. I will never rest... and neither will you.

My friends say ... you're not real.

Oh, I'm very real.

[Slade throws him down on the floor, the light flickers again, very briefly phasing Slade out completely]

Could you have gotten all those bruises from someone who wasn't there? You can't even touch me.

All these ... bruises... but you don't have a scratch.

[In Robin's mind]

[Slade is disappears every time there's a flash of light]

There was no one there.

There are no generators; there is no Slade!

I am the thing that keeps you up at night. The evil that haunts every dark corner of your mind.

E ... every dark corner. You're only my mind, only in the dark. My friends are right, you aren't real.

I'm real enough to finish you!

[Before Slade can attack him, Robin switches the lights on and Slade immediately disappears]

Light's out, Slade.

[At that moment, Starfire flies down to Robin]

ROBIN!

It's okay, Starfire. It's okay...

[Robin collapses in Starfire's arms, as the other Titans arrive at the door]

Hey Raven! Um... it's like almost noon and you haven't come out of your room. So, just in case your mad, I'm gonna go ahead and say, I'm sorry for calling you creepy last night. [Hears giggling] Raven? Is everything... [She comes out.] Hi, um... you were... laughing. And I thought I heard... was there someone in there?

Just me and a really good book.

[Knocks on Raven's door] Raven, it's me. Look I'm sorry.

For what? You're not the one who-

No. I'm sorry that he broke your heart.

I know it was all a lie. He was the only person who ever made me feel like I wasn't...creepy. And don't try to tell me I'm not.

Okay. Fine. You're way creepy. But that doesn't mean you have to stay locked in your room. You think you're alone, Raven, but you're not.

The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the 4th of July!

Please. This is a celebration of the month July, or of the number 4?

Neither. It's Independence Day, sorta like America's birthday.

Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?

No cake, and no tea. See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm; anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, 'Revolution'!

Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?

What's your point?

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