Teen Titans · Season 1
[to Starfire] Make him laugh!
[holding a hypnotized Beast Boy] uh... ooh! [makes farting sound with her armpit]
Ha ha ha ha! [British accent] Smashing, luv! [fixes his hair] Jolly good laugh- [screams] Oh, dear! I'm a Tommy, a Limey, a Brit.
Yo, Brit Boy! We could use a hand!
[British accent] Right, then. Have at you!
[thinking he's won again] What a surprise, my duckies. Your little plan didn't work. Say, where's the green one? Run away, did?
The green one...IS OUR PLAN! Beast Boy, GO!
[Beast Boy morphs into a flying squirrel and scurries through Mad Mod's shirt; Cyborg rocket arm grabs the cane and flies straight into the air]
FIRE!
[The robot soldier fires at the robotic arm, releasing the cane. Mad Mod rushes to retrieve it, but before he can, Robin grabs it before he does]
Now, now, old bean. Let's not do anything hasty.
[But Robin hits the button on the cane restoring his youth making Mad Mod old again, thus breaking the cane]
[Gasps] NO!
[The robots shut down releasing the Titans and the city goes back to normal]
Eh, hello gov'na.
[smirking] Just like old times, huh?
[flies to hug him] Robin! You are unwrinkled!
And Blood couldn't brainwash you because...?
There's not a man alive that can tell me what to do.
[approaching, holding up a CD-ROM] I lifted your blueprints from the HIVE mainframe, so Blood can't ever use 'em again.
Gimme that!
Uh-uh. If you go down, I might need this to complete the mission.
Please. They're not just plans. They're me-everything I am. My body, my brain, my feelings-
Relax. I only read the sonic cannon stuff...and a few memory files about the big crush you had on Jinx.
You wimps think you can take down Adonis? Bring it on.
Dude, it is totally brunged... branged.
Ooh, bad grammer that oughta scare him.
[Raven is walking down a corridor reading a book. Beast Boy "accidentally" bumps into her, causing her to drop her book.]
Sorry.
You'd better be. Why don't you look where you're going?
On second thought, I'm not sorry. And you're a jerk.
Y'know, Raven, I've been a really nice guy for a really long time. I've put up with your insults and your attitude, and I've had it. Consider this a warning: As of last night, Mr. Nice-Guy has left the building.
Is this the part where I'm supposed to be intimidated?
No - this is.
[He changes into a huge beast, and is about to blow off attack fists]
[from o.c.] Beast Boy!
[The other Titans appear.]
Leave her alone!
What's got into you, man?
You are behaving like a royal zarbnarf!
[Beast Boy resumes human form]
Look, this is who I am now! You guys don't like it? Tough!
Fine! If this is how you wanna act, do it somewhere else! None of us are interested!
That's what I thought.
Ugh, I can't believe I ate meat. I acted like a jerk. I'm sorry.
You weren't yourself.
Cyborg said the chemicals at the lab affected my DNA. Unleashed something... primal.
And he gave you an antidote. You're better now.
Yeah. But that thing - that beast - it came from inside me. And it's still there. I can feel it.
Good. If it wasn't for that beast, I might not be here right now. Having that thing inside doesn't make you an animal. Knowing when to let it out is what makes you a man.
Hmm. Maybe you should call me "Beast Man" from now on?
We're having a moment here. Don't ruin it.
Beast... Dude?
[Raven groans]
I must say, you took excellent care of M-319. What have you been feeding him?
Here, Silkie, Silkie... here, my sweet little mutant.
Um... here, Larva M-319... come to... papa?
Oh, Silkie, Starfire has a big hug for you!
Hey, big fella. Did Killer Moth create you in a lab? Yes, he did; yes, he did.
If you're really so amazing, Mumbo, what do you need me for?
You're going to be my assistant for the big show tonight!
I'm not helping you with your stupid magic tricks.
Silly rabbit! You don't have a choice! My hat, my rules!
Must you overanalyze everything? Why can't you just sit back and enjoy the show?
Because it isn't real. Your act, this hat. It's all smoke and mirrors. You probably just hypnotized me into thinking I'm a rabbit. And when I get home, my nose will twitch every time a bell rings.
Hmm. That would be an interesting trick, but no.
As soon as I figure out how you're creating this illusion, your powers will be gone.
Knowing how the tricks work doesn't make them any less real. If you look like a rabbit and hop like a rabbit, then guess what, kid? You're really a rabbit. [plucks off one of Raven's whiskers]
Ow!
For real.
When there's trouble you know what to do/CALL CYBORG!/He can shoot a rocket from his shoe/'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!/Do do do-do something like that/OH YEAH/Na na na na big fluffy cat/THAT'S RIGHT!...
If you're going to eat my friends, at least have the decency to get rid of the evidence.
[To Cyborg] Believe me, I know a thing or two about being obsessed with your target.
I've combed through your blueprints, peeled back your armor, stripped off your machinery! But still you defy me! Where in this vile contraption is the part that allows you to RESIST?
It's not in the circuitry, is it? It's not the machine that resists you... It's me, my spirit! That's the part you can't break! I don't need you to make me a man. I already am one!
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