Beast Boy quotes from Teen Titans

Beast Boy

Hey, Punky! You call that the sound of chaos? Sounds more like elevator music to me!

Beast Boy

Dude! Give it up! Your sound is old and tired!

Beast Boy

Dude! I'm going to try to beat the world record of most tofu eaten in one hour. Wanna be my official witnesses?

Beast Boy

Starfire, hurry up! You've been in there for twenty minutes, and I'm not paper-trained.

Beast Boy

Orange flavored bad guy... gross... and yet, strangely refreshing.

Beast Boy

Her name was Terra. She was gifted with tremendous power, and cursed with it as well. She was a dangerous enemy… and a good friend. And she was one of the bravest people that I have ever known.

Beast Boy

I'm a genius! By simply turning off all those useless security programs and connecting directly to an underground server in eastern Zambia, I, Beast Boy, have gotten my hands on an advance copy of the hottest video game ever: Mega Monkeys Four!

Beast Boy

Kids are easy! All you have to do is make silly faces. Oh, and kids love jokes. This one never fails. Okay, why did the cookie go to the doctor? [pause] You're supposed to ask why.

Beast Boy

He went because he was feeling a little crummy! Ha, ha, ha! Get it?

Beast Boy

You know, Cinderblock, normally, the bad guys break out of jail.

Robin

And I can think of five good reasons why you don't want to break in.

Robin

One!

Starfire

Two!

Beast Boy

Three!

Raven

Four!

Cyborg

Five!

Robin

No matter how you do the math, it all adds up to you going down. So, are you going to go quietly…

Cyborg

…Or is this gonna get loud?

Beast Boy

Jailbreak? I don't see any jailbreak.

Robin

None of us would have seen one if Cyborg hadn't messed up!

Cyborg

Me? I messed up nothing! You got in my way!

Robin

You were too far forward, and Cinderblock got away because of it!

Cyborg

You saying this is my fault?

Robin

Want me to say it again?

Starfire

Stop! No more mean talking!

Beast Boy

Yeah. If you two are gonna fight, we need time to sell tickets.

Raven

Cinderblock escaped. No amount of yelling will change that. So stop acting like idiots, and let's go home.

Hmph!

Robin

Loser.

Cyborg

Jerk.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

Robin

You got a problem, tin man?!

Cyborg

Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

Robin

Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!

Cyborg

You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!

Robin

I don't even know why you're on this team!

Cyborg

That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Cyborg

[answering machine] This is Cyborg. I'm either in the gym, playing GameStation, or kicking bad-guy butt. Leave a message. [Beep.]

Beast Boy

Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Starfire

Taste. [Starfire puts it into his mouth and he spits it out.]

Beast Boy

What is that? Cream of toenails?

Starfire

Pudding of Sadness. It is what the people of my planet eat when bad things happen. [Takes a spoonful herself and then turns to Raven] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

Raven

My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.

Raven

What?

Starfire

Here, Robin. You must need this most of all since… well…

Robin

I'm fine. Who knows? Maybe we're better off without him.

Robin

Look, uh… sorry about…

Cyborg

Yeah.

Robin

So… are we cool?

Cyborg

Frosty. [As they tap fists.]

Starfire

You made up! Glorious! I wish to initiate a group hug.

Raven

Pass.

Beast Boy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, warm fuzzies all around. But we still gotta stop Cinderblock.

Cyborg

No, we don't. Thought I'd bring a present, 'case you were still mad.

Robin

Thanks. But there is one thing that's still bothering me. Breaking into jail? Using Plasmus to distract us? The whole plan seems to be a little too smart for Cinderblock.

Cyborg

I've been thinking the same thing.

Robin

Someone must have been pulling the strings. But who?

Cyborg

Well, whoever they are… they're no match for the Teen Titans. [He and Robin trade a high five.]

Robin

I heard that!

Starfire

Friends! I invite you to join me in the togetherness of a stay-home movie night. I bring you popcorn and non-cotton candies. Tell me, what sort of movie shall we view?

Robin

Action.

Beast Boy

Comedy.

Cyborg

Sci-fi.

Raven

Horror.

Starfire

Perhaps a double feature?

[Chuckles] Now don't tell me you big tough superheroes are afraid of a little dancing.

Beast Boy

Betcha Cyborg can do the Robot.

By the name of the Grand Centauri Empire, you are all under arrest. [pulls out a badge]

Beast Boy

Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys.

And we are Centauri Police.

The Tamaranean girl is a liar and a thief! [points to Starfire] She's committed high crimes throughout the entire Centauri system.

Starfire

I have never even been to the Centauri Moons.

Robin

But I know someone who has.

Robin

[to the police giving back the necklace] You've been chasing the wrong girl. [turns to the others] Where's Blackfire?

Beast Boy

[sees a dark figure zooming through the sky] Uh...

Robin

Don't worry, Starfire. She won't get away with this!

Starfire

No, she will NOT!