The burgers are cheesed, the dogs are hot, and the fireworks are about to begin. Man, I love the 4th of July!
Please. This is a celebration of the month July, or of the number 4?
Neither. It's Independence Day, sorta like America's birthday.
Oh! Should we then bake the America a cake?
No cake, and no tea. See, it all started back in 1492 with this tea party, in Boston. King George, or maybe it was King Norm; anyway, the British were trying to make the colonists drink all this tea. But they were like, 'Dude! No way! We're sick of nasty old tea and your crummy English muffins!' So they decided, 'Revolution'!
Where'd you learn history? A cereal box?
What's your point?
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