Starfire quotes from Teen Titans

Starfire

Cyborg!

Starfire

We cannot endure the sound!

Starfire

[voiceover; whispering] The boys! Raven, what are we gonna…?

Beast Boy

You know, Cinderblock, normally, the bad guys break out of jail.

Robin

And I can think of five good reasons why you don't want to break in.

Robin

One!

Starfire

Two!

Beast Boy

Three!

Raven

Four!

Cyborg

Five!

Robin

No matter how you do the math, it all adds up to you going down. So, are you going to go quietly…

Cyborg

…Or is this gonna get loud?

Beast Boy

Jailbreak? I don't see any jailbreak.

Robin

None of us would have seen one if Cyborg hadn't messed up!

Cyborg

Me? I messed up nothing! You got in my way!

Robin

You were too far forward, and Cinderblock got away because of it!

Cyborg

You saying this is my fault?

Robin

Want me to say it again?

Starfire

Stop! No more mean talking!

Beast Boy

Yeah. If you two are gonna fight, we need time to sell tickets.

Raven

Cinderblock escaped. No amount of yelling will change that. So stop acting like idiots, and let's go home.

Hmph!

Robin

Loser.

Cyborg

Jerk.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

Robin

You got a problem, tin man?!

Cyborg

Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

Robin

Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!

Cyborg

You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!

Robin

I don't even know why you're on this team!

Cyborg

That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Cyborg

[answering machine] This is Cyborg. I'm either in the gym, playing GameStation, or kicking bad-guy butt. Leave a message. [Beep.]

Beast Boy

Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Starfire

Taste. [Starfire puts it into his mouth and he spits it out.]

Beast Boy

What is that? Cream of toenails?

Starfire

Pudding of Sadness. It is what the people of my planet eat when bad things happen. [Takes a spoonful herself and then turns to Raven] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

Raven

My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.

Raven

What?

Starfire

Here, Robin. You must need this most of all since… well…

Robin

I'm fine. Who knows? Maybe we're better off without him.

Robin

Look, uh… sorry about…

Cyborg

Yeah.

Robin

So… are we cool?

Cyborg

Frosty. [As they tap fists.]

Starfire

You made up! Glorious! I wish to initiate a group hug.

Raven

Pass.

Beast Boy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, warm fuzzies all around. But we still gotta stop Cinderblock.

Cyborg

No, we don't. Thought I'd bring a present, 'case you were still mad.

Robin

Thanks. But there is one thing that's still bothering me. Breaking into jail? Using Plasmus to distract us? The whole plan seems to be a little too smart for Cinderblock.

Cyborg

I've been thinking the same thing.

Robin

Someone must have been pulling the strings. But who?

Cyborg

Well, whoever they are… they're no match for the Teen Titans. [He and Robin trade a high five.]

Robin

I heard that!

Starfire

[Gasps] Beautiful, tell me again what they are called?

Robin

Fireworks.

Starfire

On my home planet, such explosions would mean the Gordanians were attacking. You are sure certain Earth is not under attack?

Robin

Positive. Cotton candy? [Offers some]

Starfire

The last time I ate a ball of cotton, it was white, and it did not taste very-

Robin

This is different. [he pulls off a piece and eats it]

Starfire

[She eats some] Mmmm… [Squeal] It vanished!

Robin

[Chuckles] Yeah, it'll do that.

Starfire

[Sighs] When I first came to this planet, I did not think I would ever fit in. Earth was full of strange things. But now, I see that-

Robin

Here comes the finale! Yes!

Robin

Whoo-hoo-hoo! Ah, amazing!

Starfire

Earth is full of amazing things, too.

Robin

Best planet I've ever been to. [a pink squid-like bot flies out of nowhere and grabs Starfire] STARFIRE!

Starfire

Friends! I invite you to join me in the togetherness of a stay-home movie night. I bring you popcorn and non-cotton candies. Tell me, what sort of movie shall we view?

Robin

Action.

Beast Boy

Comedy.

Cyborg

Sci-fi.

Raven

Horror.

Starfire

Perhaps a double feature?

Starfire

Perhaps I do not belong here after all.

Robin

Of course you don't. You belong down there, having fun with the rest of us. What's wrong?

Starfire

Nothing is wrong. Everything is wonderful. [He sits by her.] The pounding music and blinding lights are quite enjoyable. Everything is not wonderful. I am happy to see her, but Blackfire rules the video games, and she is able to share very depressing poems, and she knows the cool moves, and she always knows when people are not talking about shovels. [sighs.] And I am nothing like her.

Robin

No, you're not. And I think-

[wearing a bright pink wig] How do I look?

Robin

Pink. Look, can you give us a minute here?

By the name of the Grand Centauri Empire, you are all under arrest. [pulls out a badge]

Beast Boy

Uh, you can't be the good guys. We're the good guys.

And we are Centauri Police.

The Tamaranean girl is a liar and a thief! [points to Starfire] She's committed high crimes throughout the entire Centauri system.

Starfire

I have never even been to the Centauri Moons.

Robin

But I know someone who has.

Robin

[to the police giving back the necklace] You've been chasing the wrong girl. [turns to the others] Where's Blackfire?

Beast Boy

[sees a dark figure zooming through the sky] Uh...

Robin

Don't worry, Starfire. She won't get away with this!

Starfire

No, she will NOT!

Starfire

Hello, sister.

Aww, you're mad. I know, I should have told you I was leaving, but you know how I hate goodbyes and-

Starfire

You are a criminal, and you were going to let me take your place in jail!

Oh… well… yeah.

Starfire

You will give back what you have stolen and turn yourself over to the police!

And what will you do if I don't?

I always was the better fighter.

Starfire

Not anymore!

Robin

Hey. How are you doing?

Starfire

I am… sad for my sister.

Robin

And for yourself?

Starfire

I am just glad that the truth was discovered before I was replaced.

Robin

What are you talking about?

Starfire

Well, you… everyone was having such fun with her, and then Cyborg said-

Robin

Look. Your sister was... interesting, but she could never take your place. No one could ever take your place.

Cyborg

Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?

Beast Boy

Dude, I've been most of those animals!

Starfire

I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.

Robin

Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.

Starfire

Oh.

Cyborg

Double pepperoni!

Beast Boy

I'm not eating meat!

Cyborg

There's no meat in pepperoni!

Beast Boy

Noooo! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been... alphabetized. How am l ever gonna find anything?

Raven

They went in my room. No one should ever go into my room.

Starfire

[gasps as she pops up from the kitchen counter] Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!

Cyborg

[lifts the couch] You gotta be kidding me! The whole place gets cleaned and l still can't find the ---

Cyborg

Ha! [sets the couch down. As Robin is switching channels, his teammates sit in the couch] l guess we really oughta be training for battles, tracking down clues, and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?

Robin

We will. But right now, l'm just happy to be part of the team.