Cyborg quotes from Teen Titans

Cyborg

Sound... messing up my circuits! Not sure how much longer... l can keep it... together!

Cyborg

When there's trouble you know what to do/CALL CYBORG!/He can shoot a rocket from his shoe/'CAUSE HE'S CYBORG!/Do do do-do something like that/OH YEAH/Na na na na big fluffy cat/THAT'S RIGHT!...

Cyborg

Boo-yah!

Beast Boy

You know, Cinderblock, normally, the bad guys break out of jail.

Robin

And I can think of five good reasons why you don't want to break in.

Robin

One!

Starfire

Two!

Beast Boy

Three!

Raven

Four!

Cyborg

Five!

Robin

No matter how you do the math, it all adds up to you going down. So, are you going to go quietly…

Cyborg

…Or is this gonna get loud?

Robin

Want to give this guy the Sonic Boom?

Cyborg

I got the Sonic if you got the Boom.

Beast Boy

Jailbreak? I don't see any jailbreak.

Robin

None of us would have seen one if Cyborg hadn't messed up!

Cyborg

Me? I messed up nothing! You got in my way!

Robin

You were too far forward, and Cinderblock got away because of it!

Cyborg

You saying this is my fault?

Robin

Want me to say it again?

Starfire

Stop! No more mean talking!

Beast Boy

Yeah. If you two are gonna fight, we need time to sell tickets.

Raven

Cinderblock escaped. No amount of yelling will change that. So stop acting like idiots, and let's go home.

Hmph!

Robin

Loser.

Cyborg

Jerk.

WHAT'D YOU SAY?!

Robin

You got a problem, tin man?!

Cyborg

Yeah! It's four feet tall and smells like cheap hair gel!

Robin

Well, you're an oversized klutz and your feet smell like motor oil!

Cyborg

You're bossy, you're rude, you got no taste in music!

Robin

I don't even know why you're on this team!

Cyborg

That makes two of us! I QUIT!

Cyborg

[answering machine] This is Cyborg. I'm either in the gym, playing GameStation, or kicking bad-guy butt. Leave a message. [Beep.]

Beast Boy

Come on, Cy, pick up. I know you're there. The phone's built into your arm!

Starfire

Taste. [Starfire puts it into his mouth and he spits it out.]

Beast Boy

What is that? Cream of toenails?

Starfire

Pudding of Sadness. It is what the people of my planet eat when bad things happen. [Takes a spoonful herself and then turns to Raven] Try. The displeasing taste will ease your troubled mind.

Raven

My mind is never troubled. People come, people go. It's pointless to be upset about Cyborg.

Raven

What?

Starfire

Here, Robin. You must need this most of all since… well…

Robin

I'm fine. Who knows? Maybe we're better off without him.

Teen Titans! Go!

Robin

Look, uh… sorry about…

Cyborg

Yeah.

Robin

So… are we cool?

Cyborg

Frosty. [As they tap fists.]

Starfire

You made up! Glorious! I wish to initiate a group hug.

Raven

Pass.

Beast Boy

Yeah, yeah, yeah, warm fuzzies all around. But we still gotta stop Cinderblock.

Cyborg

No, we don't. Thought I'd bring a present, 'case you were still mad.

Robin

Thanks. But there is one thing that's still bothering me. Breaking into jail? Using Plasmus to distract us? The whole plan seems to be a little too smart for Cinderblock.

Cyborg

I've been thinking the same thing.

Robin

Someone must have been pulling the strings. But who?

Cyborg

Well, whoever they are… they're no match for the Teen Titans. [He and Robin trade a high five.]

Robin

I heard that!

Starfire

Friends! I invite you to join me in the togetherness of a stay-home movie night. I bring you popcorn and non-cotton candies. Tell me, what sort of movie shall we view?

Robin

Action.

Beast Boy

Comedy.

Cyborg

Sci-fi.

Raven

Horror.

Starfire

Perhaps a double feature?

Cyborg

How could you lose the remote?

Beast Boy

What makes you so sure I lost it?

Cyborg

Uh, 'cause you're you.

Beast Boy

Hey! Just because I lost that video game-

Cyborg

-and the waffle iron.

Cyborg

Come on, man, how could you deny me the all-meat experience?

Beast Boy

Dude, I've been most of those animals!

Starfire

I suggest a large pizza with pickles, bananas, and mint frosting.

Robin

Uh, Starfire, not everything on the menu is a pizza topping.

Starfire

Oh.

Cyborg

Double pepperoni!

Beast Boy

I'm not eating meat!

Cyborg

There's no meat in pepperoni!

Beast Boy

Noooo! This is the worst thing that could ever happen! My tunes, they've been... alphabetized. How am l ever gonna find anything?

Raven

They went in my room. No one should ever go into my room.

Starfire

[gasps as she pops up from the kitchen counter] Someone has disposed of all our blue furry food!

Cyborg

[lifts the couch] You gotta be kidding me! The whole place gets cleaned and l still can't find the ---

Cyborg

Ha! [sets the couch down. As Robin is switching channels, his teammates sit in the couch] l guess we really oughta be training for battles, tracking down clues, and trying to figure out who Slade is, huh?

Robin

We will. But right now, l'm just happy to be part of the team.

Starfire

Is this punishment? I did something wrong?

Raven

You didn't. He did.

Beast Boy

Star, it was... You weren't supposed to... I didn't... Heh, just remember to change that oil every 3,000 miles. Heh heh.

Starfire

On my planet we have a name for those who do such horrible things! You are a...A KLORBAG VARBLENELK!

Beast Boy

I'm a what-bag??

Cyborg

You heard the lady.

Raven

You are such a klorbag.

Cyborg

Mmm-mmm. Would you look at that. A little sunshine, a little breeze. Only one thing could make this day better. Four and a half pounds of baby back ribs! Man, I love picnic food!

Starfire

Agreed, Cyborg. This tangy yellow beverage is truly delightful.

Cyborg

Um .. Starfire?

Robin

That's mustard.

Starfire

Is there more?