[relieved after letting out a massive fart by blowing up and destroying the headquarters building] Ah, that's better! I mean, gross, Kitty!
Believe it or not, my horoscope said this would happen.
What do you know? "A giant dog fart will destroy everything you've worked for."
"You will soar to new heights."
[confused] I don't get it. [grows even more huge] Oh, now I get it! Hang on, I got an itch.
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