Wolf Spitzer, Quacky and others in “Unfinished Business”

Wolf Spitzer

Wolf Spitzer here for Access Hollywolf. I'm with former kid show host and convicted felon, Quacky the Duck, and his scary partner, the Sharing Moose. They are out of prison and making their first feature film.

Quacky

Which is definitely a real movie, and not a villainy cover up for heinous crimes.

That's right. I spent a year in solitary writing the screenplay.

Quacky

Seriously? You actually wrote a real screenplay?

It's a touch in celebration of life. And if the actors mess it up, they will never forget the taste of my FIST!

Wolf Spitzer

And who are these lucky actors of what you speak?

Quacky

Well, Wolf, we cast three local suckers, I mean, local citizens in the starring roles.

Kitty

[turns off the screen] What kind of idiots would wanna star in a Quacky the Duck movie?

Dudley

KITTY, WE'RE STARRING IN A QUACKY THE DUCK MOVIE!