Dudley, Snaptrap and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dudley

Snaptrap, you're going to jail for blowing up the "Say Cheese" store.

Snaptrap

You know, it's weird. I've blown up a lot of combination cheese-and-camera shops, but I don't remember blowing up the one in Petsburg.

Actually, boss, according to your schedule, we were at the D.O.O.M. picnic the day that store was blown up.

Dudley

Wait a minute. If you didn't blow it up, then who did? [to Chameleon] Chameleon?

Chameleon

Fine! I confess! It was me! I transformed myself into Snaptrap, and framed him! There, I said it! You broke me down! Your incredible psychological tactics are impossible to resist! I hope you are satisfied.

Dudley

I was just going to ask you if you had the key to unlock these handcuffs.

Chameleon

[facepalms himself] Oh, darn it!

Dudley

Why'd you do it, Chameleon?

Chameleon

To get rid of my criminal competition. Also, I wanted a free ride to Petsburg. There's a publisher there who rejected my book. I was going to put a very lonely rattlesnake in his bed!

Snaptrap

That means I'm innocent! I get to go home.

Dudley

Not so fast! You may not have blown up the store, but you still tried to annihilate the Chameleon and me. You're going to jail!

Snaptrap

Let's not play the blame game.