[over radio] SWAT Kats! You only have one minute to blast the Pastmaster out of the City Hall clock tower!
Who says you can't fight City Hall?
S1The Pastmaster Always Rings Twice
S1The Wrath Of Dark Kat
[Razor is trying to disarm one of Dark Kat's bombs in mid-flight.]
Piece of cake, just remember, always cut the red wire! [He pries open an access panel, only to discover that ALL the wires are red.] Dark Kat, you miserable psycho!
What a deadly psycho!
S2A Bright And Shiny Future
Cool it pop! Just calm down over here. Allow me to introduce myself, It's me, Jake, Jake Clawson. And my best buddy but a faithful assistant, Chance.
PPop
Well well well, You must be Jake Clawson! [chuckles] Good call! So if you are Jake Clawson. then who's next?
Now it's your turn to introduce that Pop, [giggles] Go ahead, my Chancey-boy, Just say something and try it!
S2Caverns Of Horror
TTaylor
I'm telling you, Mr. Conklin; we're not going back down!
TCTiger Conklin
I pay you to mine agricite, Taylor! Now get back down there and dig, or pack up your stuff and get out of here! And that goes for the rest of you, too!
AGAnn Gora
And if they do find anything, Kat's Eye News will be there to cover it. Are you reading me, Jonny?
JKJonny K.
Loud and clear.
AAnn
How's the picture?
JJonny
Crystal. And what if you get caught sneaking around down there?
AAnn
Hey, you can't break a story without breaking a few rules! Gotta go!
[to Felina] So cool it down, mink! You sure are one stubborn she-kat!
[offscreen] I've heard that!
S2Cry Turmoil
[Razor knocks out a female guard, gags her and ties her to his Ejektor Seat]
I was raised to always offer my seat to a lady.
Hey, what took ya?
Didja have to kick me so hard?! [happy] T-Bone, I missed you so much.
[happy] And I missed you too, Razor. Now let's get it a slip!
S2The Deadly Pyramid
Would you have really married that little creep just to save us?
Let's just say I'm awfully glad I didn't have to make good on my offer!
S2The Dark Side Of The SWAT Kats
Dark Kat is our friend... Feral and the Enforcers are our enemies... and we're wanted for every crime in Megakat City! Something's screwy...
Yeah! Ever since we got hit by the lightning, the world's gone crazy!
You're right, T-Bone! The lightning must have hit the dimensional radar and somehow thrown us into a quirky alternate dimension!
Alternate? Hold it, hold it! Are you telling me that somewhere in this world are a couple of evil SWAT Kats?
You got a better theory? Any ideas you could do? So why don't you go and I find that detonator if they don't catch us and Feral isn't mad anymore so he can give us a nice reward to thanking him?
A better theory? We're negative... so why don't I just find us a nice big storm cloud so we can get hit by lightning again and get out of this screwy dimension, huh? With our evil counterparts?
S2Mutation City
So tell me. Why are you in a bad mood for losing a game? And what's the matter with ya nagging with all of this behavior like that?
[sad] Because, I'm a bad sport, and I'm out of a different shape. If I don't get a goal at the obstacle course, I'm just a slowpoke! I did all the drowning to pretend!
Come on. Give it a rest, Chance. You gotta be calm, be cool, and be confident of like I'm suppose to do.
You're right.
Come on, Chance. We shall get some more training to do.
[sighs] Fine. I will.
That's why I am so awesome, and you've got it! [Jake kicks a punching bag that Chance is holding.]You are a one macho kat!
Come on, bud, can't you kick harder than that?
Oh, you mean more like this?
[Jake takes a running start and launches a strong karate kick that knocks the punching bag -- and Chance -- over backward.]
[momentarily dazed, hands the bag to Jake] My turn!
[A beeping alarm gets the kats' attention.]
Later... that's Callie!
[Jake tosses the punching bag back to Chance without looking. It lands in his face.]
T-Bone, if you drown... I'm gonna kill you!
S2The Origin Of Dr. Viper
NZDr. N. Zyme
Purvis, where do you think you're going with that? And what are you doing with my notes?
NZDr. N. Zyme
Oh, who's there? Is that you, Purvis?
Dr. Viper: Not anymore! Jussssssssssst call me Viper! Dr. Viper! [laughs manically]
NZDr. N. Zyme
What are you doing, Purvis?
Dr. Viper: The name isssssssssss Viper! And I'm going to do a little experiment in the biology lab!
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