SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron · Season 2
Cool it pop! Just calm down over here. Allow me to introduce myself, It's me, Jake, Jake Clawson. And my best buddy but a faithful assistant, Chance.
Well well well, You must be Jake Clawson! [chuckles] Good call! So if you are Jake Clawson. then who's next?
Now it's your turn to introduce that Pop, [giggles] Go ahead, my Chancey-boy, Just say something and try it!
I'm telling you, Mr. Conklin; we're not going back down!
I pay you to mine agricite, Taylor! Now get back down there and dig, or pack up your stuff and get out of here! And that goes for the rest of you, too!
And if they do find anything, Kat's Eye News will be there to cover it. Are you reading me, Jonny?
Loud and clear.
How's the picture?
Crystal. And what if you get caught sneaking around down there?
Hey, you can't break a story without breaking a few rules! Gotta go!
[to Felina] So cool it down, mink! You sure are one stubborn she-kat!
[offscreen] I've heard that!
[Razor knocks out a female guard, gags her and ties her to his Ejektor Seat]
I was raised to always offer my seat to a lady.
Hey, what took ya?
Didja have to kick me so hard?! [happy] T-Bone, I missed you so much.
[happy] And I missed you too, Razor. Now let's get it a slip!
Would you have really married that little creep just to save us?
Let's just say I'm awfully glad I didn't have to make good on my offer!
Dark Kat is our friend... Feral and the Enforcers are our enemies... and we're wanted for every crime in Megakat City! Something's screwy...
Yeah! Ever since we got hit by the lightning, the world's gone crazy!
You're right, T-Bone! The lightning must have hit the dimensional radar and somehow thrown us into a quirky alternate dimension!
Alternate? Hold it, hold it! Are you telling me that somewhere in this world are a couple of evil SWAT Kats?
You got a better theory? Any ideas you could do? So why don't you go and I find that detonator if they don't catch us and Feral isn't mad anymore so he can give us a nice reward to thanking him?
A better theory? We're negative... so why don't I just find us a nice big storm cloud so we can get hit by lightning again and get out of this screwy dimension, huh? With our evil counterparts?
So tell me. Why are you in a bad mood for losing a game? And what's the matter with ya nagging with all of this behavior like that?
[sad] Because, I'm a bad sport, and I'm out of a different shape. If I don't get a goal at the obstacle course, I'm just a slowpoke! I did all the drowning to pretend!
Come on. Give it a rest, Chance. You gotta be calm, be cool, and be confident of like I'm suppose to do.
You're right.
Come on, Chance. We shall get some more training to do.
[sighs] Fine. I will.
That's why I am so awesome, and you've got it! [Jake kicks a punching bag that Chance is holding.]You are a one macho kat!
Come on, bud, can't you kick harder than that?
Oh, you mean more like this?
[Jake takes a running start and launches a strong karate kick that knocks the punching bag -- and Chance -- over backward.]
[momentarily dazed, hands the bag to Jake] My turn!
[A beeping alarm gets the kats' attention.]
Later... that's Callie!
[Jake tosses the punching bag back to Chance without looking. It lands in his face.]
T-Bone, if you drown... I'm gonna kill you!
Purvis, where do you think you're going with that? And what are you doing with my notes?
Oh, who's there? Is that you, Purvis?
Dr. Viper: Not anymore! Jussssssssssst call me Viper! Dr. Viper! [laughs manically]
What are you doing, Purvis?
Dr. Viper: The name isssssssssss Viper! And I'm going to do a little experiment in the biology lab!
[walking the street] Hmm.. Something tells me that I couldn't recognize that T-Bone who's all feeling so lonely and vain. [yawns] All I wanted is T-Bone who's on the edge as I am. [lie down and hands behind head and look up in the night sky] It's a longest story that T-Bone won't help me for anything. Meanwhile, Dark Kat keeps trying to take over the Megakat City and devastates everything. Sometimes I wonder if T-Bone brings a neutral cause as he thought it could be. The most reason why is that I'm so toughest easiest than I thought. Even if Callie was here. She's always on a bright side if she wants to. She didn't believe me. She is soo dreamy. But it all happens that I'm in a vain mood. Since I didn't do anything wrong. I'm so innocent, I think I'm always come to prepare my own day. Unless I'm thinking about something new.
Looking good, buddy... one more coat and we're all done!
[Jake walks over to a paint can and tries to pry the top off with a screwdriver.]
Hey, What's the matter, pal? Can't invent a gadget for opening a stuck paint can? Here, let me help you...
[Jake walks offstage. Chance makes a fist and slams it down hard on the handle of the screwdriver, sending the lid flying into the air. It makes a SPLAT sound offstage as it lands. Chance catches the screwdriver, then looks surprised. The camera then cuts to Jake, who was hit with the paint end of the lid, and whose face is now covered in paint.]
[sarcastically] Now why didn't I think of that?
Oops.
[hits Chance with a lid] Try again!
[who was hit with the paint end of the lid, and his face is now covered in paint.] Why me.
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