S1 Bride Of The Pastmaster
[A spike penetrates the left wing of the Turbokat. Razor immediately makes a choking sound.]
Razor! Talk to me, buddy! Are you hit?
No... [Razor coughs some more, then hacks up a small furball that hits the cockpit window.] Furball. Aaww, T-Bone too? [T-Bone makes a choking sound and coughs some more, then hacks up a big fur ball that hits the front window.] Are you hit too?
No. [coughs, then hack up another furball.] My furball too.
It looks like we've got work to do.
Well, now that you’ve got that off your chest, what about the crude dude?
Ugh, T-Bone, What is this that thing?!
From the looks of that sword, I'd say we landed in the Dark Ages.
S1 Chaos In Crystal
RS Rex Shard
What's the matter? I thought diamonds were a girl's best friend!
I don't like the setting!
DL David Litterbin
[on TV] My audience must think I'm crazy to have you as my guest tonight.
LR Lenny Ringtail
[on TV] Hey, you'd be crazy not to! After all, I'll soon be writing a book called "Madkat and Me."
Can you believe that? He sure is crazy.
Like a fox, alright. [flips the channel.]
Chance, what are you doing?!
What do you think? I'm watching "Scaredy-Kat!" Now this is funny!
Ha! I don't really think so!
No! don't change it! [Jake flips the channel back.]
Aaaawww, Too bad, Chance, Looks like I can watch my favorite show David Litterbin, and you can watch his own show for a next year.
[exasperated] What?! A next year?! Oh man! (face palms hardly)
MM Mayor Manx
Ah, nothing like a quiet round of golf. No visitors. No phone calls.
M Madkat
How about trying that again for higher stakes? Like your kingdom!
MM Mayor Manx
Uh, anything you say!
[He sinks the putt again.]
M Madkat
Nice job, but I still win...[he grows to the size of a giant ball] ...because MY BALL IS BIGGER!
S1 The Ghost Pilot
[Chance helps Jake lift a barbell off him after the barbell nearly chokes Jake.]
What's the matter, too proud to ask for help?
A few more seconds and I might have been as extinct as the Red Lynx!
[The SWAT Kats are chasing a villain, Morbulus, who evades one of Razor's shots.]
How'd you miss him, sureshot? Er, hotshot?
That guy must have eyes in the back of his head!
[The SWAT Kats fly in for a closer look at Morbulus. Razor does a surprise take upon seeing him.]
Whoa! He does have eyes in the back of his head!
(mocks) "No excuses.", Huh? (hits T-Bone with a cloth) Okay, big fella, get goin'!
What'll it be, Razor? Dunk or delivery?
Let's see if he has eyes under his head!
S1 The Metallikats
[Razor and T-Bone are being pursued by a heat-seeking missile]
Guess it's time for "Plan Z"!
[facepalms] Aw, T-Bone, I hate "Plan Z"!
(mocking) No other choice. (angry hits T-Bone) You're the kiddo, for the crisis crying out loud!
Apologize... prepare for engine shutdown!
Engine's cold... launching decoy missile!
[The SWAT Kats launch a decoy missile, which the heat-seeker locks onto and destroys.]
Great job, T-Bone! What a team! Where are these woods anyway?
We're not out of the woods yet... the engines won't restart!
[groans] This is why I hate "Plan Z." (growls)
Your good at launching that Decoy Missile. But.... (laughs) Oh boy, Feral likes that cartoon, Scaredy-Kat! Because, he is smiling that he should get up and dan - (Razor angrily hits him again) Ouch!
I said your decoying stuff. Apologize. Who cares?
MM Mac Mange
So sue me! How was I supposed to know that was your sister's car back there?
MM Molly Mange
You always hated my side of the family! Sometimes I don't even know why I married you!
S1 Metal Urgency
MM Mac Mange
Wow, Molly, that Feral hates the SWAT Kats even worse than we do!
MM Molly Mange
Why shouldn't he, Mac? Those fighter jocks make him look stupid at least once a week!
S1 Night Of The Dark Kat
This baby's pretty darn fast for a street machine.
Yeah, I have a couple of good mechanics who keep her tuned up.
Too bad you can't keep the Turbokat running this fast, Razor.
S1 The Pastmaster Always Rings Twice
Thanks Razor, but I could've taken care of 'em!
Just making sure the cement machine gun was operational! [He walks over and pats the exhibit that he just encased in cement] Whoa... exhibits are getting kinda lifelike...
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