2nd most-quoted character in SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron: in 14 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Razor (11), Callie (2)
Scenes with T-Bone 14
T-Bone
Incoming!
[A spike penetrates the left wing of the Turbokat. Razor immediately makes a choking sound.]
T-Bone
Razor! Talk to me, buddy! Are you hit?
No... [Razor coughs some more, then hacks up a small furball that hits the cockpit window.] Furball. Aaww, T-Bone too? [T-Bone makes a choking sound and coughs some more, then hacks up a big fur ball that hits the front window.]Are you hit too?
T-Bone
No. [coughs, then hack up another furball.] My furball too.
It looks like we've got work to do.
T-Bone
Well, now that you’ve got that off your chest, what about the crude dude?
Ugh, T-Bone, What is this that thing?!
T-Bone
Monster of the week!
[The SWAT Kats are chasing a villain, Morbulus, who evades one of Razor's shots.]
T-Bone
How'd you miss him, sureshot? Er, hotshot?
That guy must have eyes in the back of his head!
[The SWAT Kats fly in for a closer look at Morbulus. Razor does a surprise take upon seeing him.]
Whoa! He does have eyes in the back of his head!
T-Bone
No excuses.
(mocks) "No excuses.", Huh? (hits T-Bone with a cloth) Okay, big fella, get goin'!
T-Bone
Aye aye, Captain!
T-Bone
What'll it be, Razor? Dunk or delivery?
[Razor and T-Bone are being pursued by a heat-seeking missile]
T-Bone
Guess it's time for "Plan Z"!
[facepalms] Aw, T-Bone, I hate "Plan Z"!
T-Bone
No other choice, kiddo.
(mocking) No other choice. (angry hits T-Bone) You're the kiddo, for the crisis crying out loud!
T-Bone
Apologize... prepare for engine shutdown!
Engine's cold... launching decoy missile!
[The SWAT Kats launch a decoy missile, which the heat-seeker locks onto and destroys.]
Great job, T-Bone! What a team! Where are these woods anyway?
T-Bone
We're not out of the woods yet... the engines won't restart!
[groans] This is why I hate "Plan Z." (growls)
T-Bone
Your good at launching that Decoy Missile. But.... (laughs) Oh boy, Feral likes that cartoon, Scaredy-Kat! Because, he is smiling that he should get up and dan - (Razor angrily hits him again) Ouch!
T-Bone
I said your decoying stuff. Apologize. Who cares?
T-Bone
This baby's pretty darn fast for a street machine.
Yeah, I have a couple of good mechanics who keep her tuned up.
T-Bone
Too bad you can't keep the Turbokat running this fast, Razor.
T-Bone
Thanks Razor, but I could've taken care of 'em!
Just making sure the cement machine gun was operational! [He walks over and pats the exhibit that he just encased in cement] Whoa... exhibits are getting kinda lifelike...
[Razor is trying to disarm one of Dark Kat's bombs in mid-flight.]
Piece of cake, just remember, always cut the red wire! [He pries open an access panel, only to discover that ALL the wires are red.] Dark Kat, you miserable psycho!
T-Bone
What a deadly psycho!
[to Felina] So cool it down, mink! You sure are one stubborn she-kat!
T-Bone
[offscreen] I've heard that!
T-Bone
Hey, what took ya?
Didja have to kick me so hard?! [happy] T-Bone, I missed you so much.
T-Bone
[happy] And I missed you too, Razor. Now let's get it a slip!
T-Bone
Would you have really married that little creep just to save us?
Let's just say I'm awfully glad I didn't have to make good on my offer!
Dark Kat is our friend... Feral and the Enforcers are our enemies... and we're wanted for every crime in Megakat City! Something's screwy...
T-Bone
Yeah! Ever since we got hit by the lightning, the world's gone crazy!
You're right, T-Bone! The lightning must have hit the dimensional radar and somehow thrown us into a quirky alternate dimension!
T-Bone
Alternate? Hold it, hold it! Are you telling me that somewhere in this world are a couple of evil SWAT Kats?
You got a better theory? Any ideas you could do? So why don't you go and I find that detonator if they don't catch us and Feral isn't mad anymore so he can give us a nice reward to thanking him?
T-Bone
A better theory? We're negative... so why don't I just find us a nice big storm cloud so we can get hit by lightning again and get out of this screwy dimension, huh? With our evil counterparts?
T-Bone
Great shot, partner!
Lousy shot... I'll be buffing out the dings for weeks!
T-Bone
And you said that you'll be buffing out the dings for weeks If when that darn ship hits, our too big planet is gonna go ka-blooey!
GGrimalken
Perhaps I can help.
T-Bone
And what's with the facials?
GGrimalken
Captain Grimalken. This ship really belongs to me and my crew, but Mutilor stole it for his space-pirating purposes.
Looks like we could work together and we still haven't got enough minutes, (checks a time of his watch) Oh, just look at the time.
T-Bone
Looks like we can help each other! Stand back! We're getting you out of there!
T-Bone
There! We made it without a scratch!
[A bullet from an enemy's gun hits the Turbokat.]
See what'd I tell ya- Oh, I wish you hadn't said that!
T-Bone
I wish you hadn't said that too!
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SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron · 38 quotes
