4th most-quoted character in SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron: in 8 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: Jake (8)
Scenes with Chance 8
DLDavid Litterbin
[on TV]My audience must think I'm crazy to have you as my guest tonight.
LRLenny Ringtail
[on TV] Hey, you'd be crazy not to! After all, I'll soon be writing a book called "Madkat and Me."
Chance
Can you believe that? He sure is crazy.
Chance
Like a fox, alright. [flips the channel.]
Chance, what are you doing?!
Chance
What do you think? I'm watching "Scaredy-Kat!" Now this is funny!
Ha! I don't really think so!
Chance
No! don't change it! [Jake flips the channel back.]
Aaaawww, Too bad, Chance, Looks like I can watch my favorite show David Litterbin, and you can watch his own show for a next year.
Chance
[exasperated] What?! A next year?! Oh man! (face palms hardly)
[Chance helps Jake lift a barbell off him after the barbell nearly chokes Jake.]
Chance
What's the matter, too proud to ask for help?
A few more seconds and I might have been as extinct as the Red Lynx!
So tell me. Why are you in a bad mood for losing a game? And what's the matter with ya nagging with all of this behavior like that?
Chance
[sad] Because, I'm a bad sport, and I'm out of a different shape. If I don't get a goal at the obstacle course, I'm just a slowpoke! I did all the drowning to pretend!
Come on. Give it a rest, Chance. You gotta be calm, be cool, and be confident of like I'm suppose to do.
Chance
You're right.
Come on, Chance. We shall get some more training to do.
Chance
[sighs] Fine. I will.
That's why I am so awesome, and you've got it! [Jake kicks a punching bag that Chance is holding.]You are a one macho kat!
Chance
Come on, bud, can't you kick harder than that?
Oh, you mean more like this?
[Jake takes a running start and launches a strong karate kick that knocks the punching bag -- and Chance -- over backward.]
Chance
[momentarily dazed, hands the bag to Jake] My turn!
[A beeping alarm gets the kats' attention.]
[Jake tosses the punching bag back to Chance without looking. It lands in his face.]
Looking good, buddy... one more coat and we're all done!
[Jake walks over to a paint can and tries to pry the top off with a screwdriver.]
Chance
Hey, What's the matter, pal? Can't invent a gadget for opening a stuck paint can? Here, let me help you...
[Jake walks offstage. Chance makes a fist and slams it down hard on the handle of the screwdriver, sending the lid flying into the air. It makes a SPLAT sound offstage as it lands. Chance catches the screwdriver, then looks surprised. The camera then cuts to Jake, who was hit with the paint end of the lid, and whose face is now covered in paint.]
[sarcastically] Now why didn't I think of that?
Chance
Oops.
[hits Chance with a lid] Try again!
Chance
[who was hit with the paint end of the lid, and his face is now covered in paint.] Why me.
[Commander Feral is being interviewed by Ann Gora on TV, complaining about the damage that the SWAT Kats did, when offstage we hear and see paint being sprayed on the TV.]
Hey, Chance! What are ya, doing?
Chance
[holding spray gun, smirking] Oh, that Feral! Good thing we had some paint left over, Jake.
[exasperated] Aw, Chance! Next time you get upset at the TV, why not try turning it off?
[Jake's angry sees that Chance is writing on a chalkboard.]
And most importantly thing is that you don't wanna mess with me ever again! You got me?! [hits Chance]
Chance
Oof!
[smirks] Me? Ha! I knew this Feral is good at charging us, and I'm happy about stopping this hyena.
Chance
I'm upset that I did turning it off, I'm unhappy now. [upset sarcastically] Now what did I think of that? (sighs)
Chance
Sure you don't want a souvenir of Volcanus, buddy?
Souvenir? Ha! Are you kidding? Just thinking of Volcanus makes me do a slow burn!
Chance
Volcanus? What a slow burn, Mr. Jake! Suit yourself.
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SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron · 38 quotes
