RazorFrom the looks of that sword, I'd say we landed in the Dark Ages.
S1 Bride Of The Pastmaster
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Voiced by Barry Gordon
SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron · 38 quotes
Most-quoted character in SWAT Kats: The Radical Squadron: in 17 of its 38 quotes
Most scenes with: T-Bone (11)
Lines by Razor 5
RazorRazorLet's see if he has eyes under his head!
[Razor knocks out a female guard, gags her and ties her to his Ejektor Seat]
RazorI was raised to always offer my seat to a lady.
S2 Cry Turmoil
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RazorT-Bone, if you drown... I'm gonna kill you!
Razor[walking the street] Hmm.. Something tells me that I couldn't recognize that T-Bone who's all feeling so lonely and vain. [yawns] All I wanted is T-Bone who's on the edge as I am. [lie down and hands behind head and look up in the night sky] It's a longest story that T-Bone won't help me for anything. Meanwhile, Dark Kat keeps trying to take over the Megakat City and devastates everything. Sometimes I wonder if T-Bone brings a neutral cause as he thought it could be. The most reason why is that I'm so toughest easiest than I thought. Even if Callie was here. She's always on a bright side if she wants to. She didn't believe me. She is soo dreamy. But it all happens that I'm in a vain mood. Since I didn't do anything wrong. I'm so innocent, I think I'm always come to prepare my own day. Unless I'm thinking about something new.
S2 Razor's Edge
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Scenes with Razor 12
Incoming!
[A spike penetrates the left wing of the Turbokat. Razor immediately makes a choking sound.]
Razor! Talk to me, buddy! Are you hit?
RazorNo... [Razor coughs some more, then hacks up a small furball that hits the cockpit window.] Furball. Aaww, T-Bone too? [T-Bone makes a choking sound and coughs some more, then hacks up a big fur ball that hits the front window.]Are you hit too?
No. [coughs, then hack up another furball.] My furball too.
RazorIt looks like we've got work to do.
Well, now that you’ve got that off your chest, what about the crude dude?
RazorUgh, T-Bone, What is this that thing?!
Monster of the week!
S1 Bride Of The Pastmaster
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[The SWAT Kats are chasing a villain, Morbulus, who evades one of Razor's shots.]
How'd you miss him, sureshot? Er, hotshot?
RazorThat guy must have eyes in the back of his head!
[The SWAT Kats fly in for a closer look at Morbulus. Razor does a surprise take upon seeing him.]
RazorWhoa! He does have eyes in the back of his head!
No excuses.
Razor(mocks) "No excuses.", Huh? (hits T-Bone with a cloth) Okay, big fella, get goin'!
Aye aye, Captain!
[Razor and T-Bone are being pursued by a heat-seeking missile]
Guess it's time for "Plan Z"!
Razor[facepalms] Aw, T-Bone, I hate "Plan Z"!
No other choice, kiddo.
Razor(mocking) No other choice. (angry hits T-Bone) You're the kiddo, for the crisis crying out loud!
Apologize... prepare for engine shutdown!
RazorEngine's cold... launching decoy missile!
[The SWAT Kats launch a decoy missile, which the heat-seeker locks onto and destroys.]
RazorGreat job, T-Bone! What a team! Where are these woods anyway?
We're not out of the woods yet... the engines won't restart!
Razor[groans] This is why I hate "Plan Z." (growls)
Your good at launching that Decoy Missile. But.... (laughs) Oh boy, Feral likes that cartoon, Scaredy-Kat! Because, he is smiling that he should get up and dan - (Razor angrily hits him again) Ouch!
RazorWhat did you say?!
I said your decoying stuff. Apologize. Who cares?
S1 The Metallikats
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Thanks Razor, but I could've taken care of 'em!
RazorJust making sure the cement machine gun was operational! [He walks over and pats the exhibit that he just encased in cement] Whoa... exhibits are getting kinda lifelike...
S1 The Pastmaster Always Rings Twice
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[over radio] SWAT Kats! You only have one minute to blast the Pastmaster out of the City Hall clock tower!
RazorWho says you can't fight City Hall?
S1 The Pastmaster Always Rings Twice
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[Razor is trying to disarm one of Dark Kat's bombs in mid-flight.]
RazorPiece of cake, just remember, always cut the red wire! [He pries open an access panel, only to discover that ALL the wires are red.] Dark Kat, you miserable psycho!
What a deadly psycho!
S1 The Wrath Of Dark Kat
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Razor[to Felina] So cool it down, mink! You sure are one stubborn she-kat!
[offscreen] I've heard that!
Hey, what took ya?
RazorDidja have to kick me so hard?! [happy] T-Bone, I missed you so much.
[happy] And I missed you too, Razor. Now let's get it a slip!
S2 Cry Turmoil
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RazorDark Kat is our friend... Feral and the Enforcers are our enemies... and we're wanted for every crime in Megakat City! Something's screwy...
Yeah! Ever since we got hit by the lightning, the world's gone crazy!
RazorYou're right, T-Bone! The lightning must have hit the dimensional radar and somehow thrown us into a quirky alternate dimension!
Alternate? Hold it, hold it! Are you telling me that somewhere in this world are a couple of evil SWAT Kats?
RazorYou got a better theory? Any ideas you could do? So why don't you go and I find that detonator if they don't catch us and Feral isn't mad anymore so he can give us a nice reward to thanking him?
A better theory? We're negative... so why don't I just find us a nice big storm cloud so we can get hit by lightning again and get out of this screwy dimension, huh? With our evil counterparts?
S2 The Dark Side Of The SWAT Kats
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RazorAwesome job, T-Boy!
Great shot, partner!
RazorLousy shot... I'll be buffing out the dings for weeks!
And you said that you'll be buffing out the dings for weeks If when that darn ship hits, our too big planet is gonna go ka-blooey!
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