Leviathan Dean quotes from Supernatural

(talking about a burger) You know, he has one of these every day? And in his heart, he thinks they're almost as good as sex. This? (gesturing with the burger) Is disgusting.

(pushing away his own plate) Dead plants with creamy goo. It's like eating self-righteousness.

You know I had a brother with this many issues once.

Yeah?

You know what I did?

Mmm?

I ate him.

Of course you did.

Idea: you want to trade? I mean, I'll take "Chuckles" over "Schizo".

No, I like this one's hair better. You can stay in the big one.