Gabriel quotes from Supernatural

Gabriel

You do not know my family. What you guys call the Apocalypse, I used to call Sunday dinner!

Gabriel

[to Sam and Dean] Without me, you got zero shot at killing Lucifer. Sorry. But... you can trap him. The cage you sprung Lucifer from, it's still down there, and maybe, just maybe, you can shove his ass back in. Not that it'll be easy. You got to get the cage open, trick my bro back into it, and, uh, oh yeah, avoid Michael and the God Squad. But hey - details, right? And here's the big secret, Lucifer himself doesn't even know. But the key to the cage, it's out there. Actually it's keys, plural, four keys. Well, four rings... from the Horsemen. You get 'em all, you got the cage.

Gabriel

I never watched "Downton Abbey." I was just trying to fit in.

Gabriel

Lucifer, you're my brother, and I love you. But you are a great big bag of dicks.

Lucifer

What did you just say to me?

Gabriel

Look at yourself... Boo hoo, Daddy was mean to me, so I'm gonna smash up all his toys.

Lucifer

Watch your tone.

Gabriel

Play the victim all you want, but you and me, we know the truth. Dad loved you best, more than Michael, more than me. Then he brought the new baby home and you couldn't handle it. So all this is just a great big temper tantrum. Time to grow up.

Lucifer

[To Gabriel] You disloyal-

Gabriel

Oh I'm loyal. To them.

Lucifer

Who? These, so called gods?

Gabriel

To people, Lucifer. People.

Lucifer

So you're willing to die, for a pile of cockroaches, why?

Gabriel

Because Dad was right. They are better than us.

Lucifer

They are broken! Flawed! Abortions!

Gabriel

Damn right they're flawed... But a lot of 'em try. To do better, to forgive. And you should see the Spearman Rhino. I've been riding the pine a long time, but I'm in the game now. And I'm not on your side, or Michael's. I'm on theirs.

Lucifer

[whispers] Brother, don't make me do this.

Gabriel

No one makes us do anything.

Gabriel

[with a porn-stache] Hello. Remember me, bucko?

Castiel

Gabriel?

Gabriel

[rips the porn-stache off] I'm gonna take that as a yes.