Bela Talbot quotes from Supernatural

Dean

So you're only out for yourself, huh? It's all about number one?

Bela

Being a hunter is so much more noble? A bunch of obsessed, revenge-driven sociopaths trying to save a world that can't be saved?

Dean

Well, aren't you a glass half-full?

Bela

We're all going to Hell, Dean. Might as well enjoy the ride.

Bela

[training a gun on Sam and Dean] Put the foot down, honey!

Dean

No. You're not gonna shoot anybody. See, I happen to be able to read people. Okay, you're a thief, fine, but you're not...[Bela shoots Sam] Son of a--!

Bela

Back off, tiger. Back off. You make one more move, and I'll pull the trigger. You've got the luck, Dean. You, I can't hit. But your brother? [aims the gun at him again] Him, I can't miss.

Dean

What the hell is wrong with you?! You can't just go around shooting people like that!

Bela

Relax, it's just a shoulder hit! I can aim!

Dean

Oh! Forgot, we're up $46,000! I almost forgot about the.... [his pockets are empty] ....scratch tickets.

Bela

[looking at the winning tickets] (chuckle)

Dean

SON OF A BITCH!!!

Sam

How do you sleep at night?

Bela

On silk sheets, rolling naked in money.

Dean

Hey, Bela, how'd you get like this? Huh? What, your daddy not give you enough hugs or something?

Bela

I don't know. Your daddy give you enough? Don't you dare look down your nose at me. You're no better than I am.

Dean

We help people.

Bela

[scoffs] Come on! You do this out of vengeance and obsession. You're a stone's throw from being a serial killer. [Dean looks over to Sam] Whereas I, on the other hand, I get paid to do a job, and I do it. So you tell me, which is healthier?

Sam

Bela, why don't you just leave? We've got work to do.

Bela

Yeah. You're "o" for two. Bang up job so far.

Bela

You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.

Dean

(after thinking hard) Don't objectify me.

Gordon

Sam Winchester's the Antichrist.

Bela

Ooh. I'd heard something about that...

Gordon

It's true.

Bela

...from my good friend, the Easter Bunny. Who'd heard it from the Tooth Fairy. Are you off your meds?

Bela

You make me an offer and I think you'll find me highly cooperative.

Gordon

Okay, how about you tell me where they are, or I kill you right now?

Dean

Hiya, Bela. Here's a fun fact you may not know: I felt your hand in my pocket when you swiped that motel receipt.

Bela

You don't understand.

Dean

Oh, I'm pretty sure I understand perfectly. Y'see, I noticed something interesting in your hotel room. Something tucked above the door, an herb. Devil's Shoestring. Well there's only one use for that. Holding Hellhounds at bay. So you know what I did? I went back and I took another look at your folks' obit. Turns out they died ten years ago, today. You didn't kill 'em. A demon did your dirty work. You made a deal, didn't you, Bela? And it's come due.

[flashback, young Bela swinging, crying] I can take care of them for you. And it won't even cost you anything for ten whole years. [her eyes glow red]

Dean

Is that why you stole the Colt, huh? Try to wiggle out of your deal? Our gun for your soul?

Bela

Yes.

Dean

But stealing the Colt wasn't quite enough, I'm guessing.

Bela

They changed the deal. They wanted me to kill Sam.

Dean

[sarcastic] Really. Wow. Demons, untrustworthy. [chuckles] Shocker. That's, uh, kind of a tight deadline too, uh, what time is it? Oh, look at that! Almost midnight.

Bela

[crying] Dean, listen, I need help.

Dean

Sweetheart, we are weeks past help.

Bela

I know I don't deserve it.

Dean

You know what, you're right. You don't. But you know what the bitch of the bunch is? If you would have just come to us sooner and asked for help, we probably could have taken the Colt and saved you.

Bela

[still crying] I know, and saved yourself. I know about your deal, Dean.

Dean

And who told you that?

Bela

The demon that holds it. She holds mine, too. She says she holds every deal.

Dean

She?

Bela

Her name's Lilith.

Dean

...Lilith? Why should I believe you?

Bela

You shouldn't, but it's the truth.

Dean

This can't help you, Bela. Not now. Why are you tellin' me this?

Bela

Because just maybe you can kill the bitch.

Dean

[long pause] I'll see you in Hell.