Superman: The Animated Series · Season 2
Look, babe, to make it in this town, I had to be better, sharper and louder than any man to get half as much notice. And nothing was handed to me on a silver platter either, unlike your friend Superman!
Some attitude you have there.
Eh, it pays the bills.
[A thunderstorm starts outside]
Hmm. Looks like Mother Nature isn't one of your faithful fans.
She'll come around. Everybody else does.
That's enough, Miss Willis.
Not "Miss Willis" anymore! Meet her replacement: [transforms her hospital gown into an electricity-themed suit] Livewire! Neat, huh? I ionized the air around me. Pretty form-fitting, don't you think?
Boy, this sure brings back the old days. When I was your age we didn't have computers or fax machines or--
Yeah, yeah, and you walked ten miles in your bare feet to work every day.
[Livewire appears on screens]
Hello, Metropolis! The tower of power is back, coming at you at about, oh, a gazillion megahertz. Now, you may have noticed I restored some power to the city. I've done this so that you, my adoring and helpless public, can gaze upon moi, your lovely queen of all media. Actually, I pretty much am the media now, seeing as I've taken complete control, so don't touch that dial, Metropolis. Because if you ever want your phone back, your lights, your talk shows, your home shopping channels and your stupid little lives, then you're gonna have to deal with me!
Typical. Today the airwaves....
Tomorrow the world.
[after being tackled by Superman] At least now we know you hit girls!
What if he dies?
I'm not telling his mom.
All right. Who wants to explain what you were doing up there?
They dared me!
We didn't think you'd do it!
I know it's tough to turn down a dare, but sometimes being brave means using your head and not doing something dangerous just cause other kids pressure you.
Er, thanks, Super... man...
Maybe you two should leave the dirty work to the authorities, hmm?
Er, I...
Yeah, right... Have you ever known me to play it safe?
[ponders] I suppose not. We should have a word about that. Maybe over dinner?
It's a date.
[Imposter flies off] A date? [seems to realizing that Superman likes her] Huh. Must be this new perfume.
Hey, Smallville, you alright?
Er, yeah. A little shaken up, I guess. You go on ahead, Lois, I feel like... walking it off.
Are you nuts?! We're miles from nowhere! What about the story?
You know us country bumpkins... 10 miles to school and all that...
Your loss! My byline...
[to Superman Imposter] Excuse me. I know you're a busy guy, but I'm dying to get your autograph.
I... have... problem.
My friend, I would call that an understatement.
[Lois is on the roof top of the Daily Planet then a shadow figure shows up Lois assume it was Superman]
I wasn't sure you'd really come. [the shadow figure comes out revealing to be not Superman, but Bizarro]
Me remember. [Lois is shocked at the sight of Bizarro] Me need Lois help. Don't be afraid, me never hurt you. [Superman arrives]
I heard about our date, Lois. Problem is you've made it with the wrong guy.
Imposter! Stay back, Lois! Me protect you! [pushes Superman to the Daily Planet statue causing it to break off the stand and fall off]
Lois. [Lois backs away too far causing her to slip and fall from the edge but Bizarro saves her] Don't worry, me save Lois. Me always save Lois. Me hero. [As Bizarro flies away with Lois, Superman puts the Daily Planet Statue back into place and begins searching for Bizarro and Lois when he realized their gone]
[Lois sees cryonic tubes full of Superman clones]
Your own army of Supermen?!
Precisely Miss Lane. Do you remember when your admirer fought the mechanical dinosaur?
Gosh, how could I forget it?
Well, he was so weakened from the Kryptonite he actually bled. And from those few humble drops of blood my scientists have been able to clone his Kryptonian DNA. Remarkable.
All accountable to you! Let me guess, world domination?
[Lex Luthor guffaws]
No, too obvious! Rather, I plan to share my services with anyone who calls the LexCorp hotline. Anyone who needs saving, gets it. For a fee, of course. They would be on call 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. [motions to Bizarro] All except this...technical difficulty.
What am me?
Bizarro, that's what you am.
Mercy!
Bizarro? That not my name!
If the shoe fits, handsome...
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