Bizarro quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Bizarro

Lois. [Lois backs away too far causing her to slip and fall from the edge but Bizarro saves her] Don't worry, me save Lois. Me always save Lois. Me hero. [As Bizarro flies away with Lois, Superman puts the Daily Planet Statue back into place and begins searching for Bizarro and Lois when he realized their gone]

Bizarro

This am nice. Superman, Krypto, Dada, Lois, all here with me. Oh, Krypton pretty. So sad it have to blow up...

Bizarro

Oh well. Me save more people tomorrow.

Bizarro

I... have... problem.

Lex Luthor

My friend, I would call that an understatement.

Lois Lane

I wasn't sure you'd really come. [the shadow figure comes out revealing to be not Superman, but Bizarro]

Bizarro

Me remember. [Lois is shocked at the sight of Bizarro] Me need Lois help. Don't be afraid, me never hurt you. [Superman arrives]

Superman

I heard about our date, Lois. Problem is you've made it with the wrong guy.

Bizarro

Imposter! Stay back, Lois! Me protect you! [pushes Superman to the Daily Planet statue causing it to break off the stand and fall off]

Bizarro

What am me?

Mercy Graves

Bizarro, that's what you am.

Lex Luthor

Mercy!

Bizarro

Bizarro? That not my name!

Mercy Graves

If the shoe fits, handsome...

Bizarro

No Bizarro! Me am Superman! Me show!

Lex Luthor

[To Mercy] That's coming out of your pay.

Bizarro

Me am Superman! Me am hero!

Lex Luthor

Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.

Bizarro

[Struggling to support crumbling roof] Me hold... you go. Me no am Superman. You am Superman! Superman - save Lois!

Lois Lane

You are a hero.

Superman

[voice over] You don't know who you are. Where you belong. Why you're here?

Bizarro

Me make Krypton. Then me am home!

Lois Lane

So, what is all this?

Bizarro

It am Dada's house on Krypton.

Lois Lane

Krypton? You remember Krypton?

Bizarro

Shiny Ball show me. It say me am Kal-El, and it show me baby me.

Superman

Unfortunately "Shiny Ball" was confused at the time.

Superman

Hey Bizarro, I have something for you. Catch!

Bizarro

Thanks! Ooh, rock is pretty!

Superman

{to Lois} Our DNA must be too dissimilar.

Superman

You'll kill millions of people!

Bizarro

That how Krypton end!

Superman

But this isn't Krypton!

Bizarro

Me make it Krypton! Now Krypton explodes!

Superman

And what about Lois? If you do this, Lois will die!

Bizarro

Lois? Lois not on Krypton.

Superman

Right. But, she's down there now.

Superman

Now, would you like to hear the rest of the story? [Superman has taken Bizarro to a lush green planet circled by ringed moons] You can defend this planet. It is all yours.

Bizarro

This crummy planet! How can me be defender of planet when there is no one here to defend?

Superman

I thought of that issue. Which is why I brought you a friend.

Bizarro

Krypto!

Mr. Mxyzptlk

[about Bizarro] This is so sad! I can't take it anymore!

Bizarro

Who there? Where am voice from?

Mr. Mxyzptlk

The greatest hero in the universe, reduced to saving rocks and playing house! [shows himself] If I'd stayed quiet one more second, I'd need a colossal barf bag!

Bizarro

Ha! You funny little big head man!

Bizarro

Hey, you funny little big head man.

Mr. Mxyzptlk

Mr. Mxyzptlk, at your service.

Bizarro

Mr. Mzy... pzy...

Mr. Mxyzptlk

Eh, don't bother, you'll give yourself a hernia.