No Bizarro! Me am Superman! Me show!
[Bizarro smashes roof]
[To Mercy] That's coming out of your pay.
S2 E6Identity Crisis
[Superman saves some people at a wedding from a falling crane]
Don't ask me. I just catch 'em.
Me am Superman! Me am hero!
Sorry, my friend, but you am toast.
[Struggling to support crumbling roof] Me hold... you go. Me no am Superman. You am Superman! Superman - save Lois!
You are a hero.
Do you think he survived?
I don't know. I've never been in a half kiloton blast. I hope he did. He turned out to have a good heart.
Well, naturally. He came from good stock.
S2 E7Target
I'm not just "one of the other reporters". This was an attempt on my life, you know?
You really wanna be helpful? Try making a list of all the people who might wanna see you dead. And try to keep it to one page.
[After kicking Lytener] Daddy was a black belt!
Someday though it'd be nice to see you when I wasn't about to be killed.
Someday...
S2 E8Mxyzpixilated
I can't even say your name forward. How am I supposed to say it backward?
No, dope! You don't have to say it backwards! You've got to get me to say it!
Say what?
KLTPZYXM! Gosh, you're thick! Now, for the last time- [realizes his mistake] Ah, nuts. [disappears]
Your three months are up. And this time, you're not gonna cheat me out of my fun!
Oh, it's you again, Mr. Kltpzyxm.
Not Kltpzyxm! Mxyzptlk! Now the first thing I'm gonna do- [realizes] Oh, nuts! [disappears]
Look, little guy, I'm tired of this. If it's a fight you want...
Oh, it is, it is!
Fine. First let me proofread this article, and I'll meet you on the roof in twenty minutes.
No stalling! I'll edit the rag for ya. [looks over the article, then quickly crosses out the incorrect letters, which spell "KLTPZYXM"] There. [vanishing again] Hey, what?! NO-!
[After Mxyzptlk goes to defeat Superman, piloting a giant robot that took him three months to build]
GGsptlsnz
Five, four, three...
[reappears] NUTS, NUTS, NUTS! [to Gsptlsnz] Not one word.
S2 E9Action Figures
Sarita and Bobby, right?
SFSarita Felix
Who are you?
My name is Lois Lane, I'm a newspaper reporter. I'd just like to ask you a few questions.
BFBobby Felix
[suspiciously] About what?
About that robot - the one that saved that trucker's life a few days ago? Someone said you might have been there.
BFBobby Felix
They lied! [shuts the door on her]
I'll just put that down as a "no comment".
Lois Lane. I'd give you a kiss, if I still had my lips.
Let go of me, you walking waffle iron!
Now, now. Not in front of the children.
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