Look, babe, to make it in this town, I had to be better, sharper and louder than any man to get half as much notice. And nothing was handed to me on a silver platter either, unlike your friend Superman!
Not "Miss Willis" anymore! Meet her replacement: [transforms her hospital gown into an electricity-themed suit] Livewire! Neat, huh? I ionized the air around me. Pretty form-fitting, don't you think?
Hello, Metropolis! The tower of power is back, coming at you at about, oh, a gazillion megahertz. Now, you may have noticed I restored some power to the city. I've done this so that you, my adoring and helpless public, can gaze upon moi, your lovely queen of all media. Actually, I pretty much am the media now, seeing as I've taken complete control, so don't touch that dial, Metropolis. Because if you ever want your phone back, your lights, your talk shows, your home shopping channels and your stupid little lives, then you're gonna have to deal with me!