Superman: The Animated Series · Season 2, Episode 16
“World's Finest” · Season 2, Episode 16
In this episode: Joker (14), Lois Lane (8), Bruce Wayne (8), Superman (7), Lex Luthor (6), Harley Quinn (6), Clark Kent (5), Batman (5)
I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, stinging iodine. [Walks into the bathroom]
I see she's taking it well.
It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne, and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.
Too bad we can't mix and match.
Look at all the toys! Santa's been good to you, Lex.
See anything?
Luthor's been lining his buildings with lead. It blocks my x-ray vision.
Well, there's always the direct approach. [Superman punches in the door, and bows Batman inside] You're learning.
Batman. It's always Batman!
Somehow, Poo, I don't think we're gonna get the chance to say much.
You... you mean he's going to kill us?
No, she is. I abhor violence.
[The Lexwing has just crashed into the ocean, exploding, with the Joker inside]
Puddin'!
At this point, he probably is.
[Harley Quinn is in a straightjacket and being placed in a padded wagon]
I want a lawyer! I want a doctor! I want a cheese sandwich!
[watching it on TV] Now that's funny! [literally laughs so hard, it hurts]
Come to make sure I'm leaving?
Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. Not that I want to make it a regular event.
She's all yours, now- if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live.
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