Lobo quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Lobo

[burps] I'm giving you geeks ten seconds before I frag everything in sight! One... [shows his gun] TEN!

Lobo

[tasting a flowing liquid] Old weasel spit.

Lobo

[yawns] Ah, this is gettin' lame. I thought he'd be here by now. Whoa, mosquito! [Fires weapon]

Lobo

Holy fragarolli! F-feels like I'm being torn apart! Cool.

Lobo

It's always sweeter collecting a reward knowing that you beat some other geek out of it.

Lobo

[about to attack Superman] Now, the more you move, the worse it'll hurt. So feel free to go crazy!

Lobo

Okay, frag-face, let's tango!

Lobo

You know, I believe that Lois gal might be getting a tad lonely now that you're doing time in a cosmic donalds hiccups Maybe I go back and cheer her up.

Lobo

It might take me a week, it might take me ten years, but I'm gonna bust out, and kick that big red "S" of yours all over the galaxy! Right after I'm done nuking the Earth into GUACAMOLE! And that's a promise!

Lobo

I'm staying to feed Wrinkles 31 different flavors of pain.

Lobo

Oh, whoop-de-fraggin'-do.

Lobo

I guess that boy is just a sucker for hard luck cases...

Lobo

Hey, how's it goin', chief? Maybe you can help me, I'm new in town and I'm looking to find this geek here.

Superman? We don't keep tabs on him. He only shows up if there's trouble.

Lobo

[grins] I can do trouble.

Lobo

Finally! Been tryin' to get in touch with you all day.

Superman

Who are you?!

Lobo

Oh, I'm sorry. My card. [punches Superman in the face]

Lobo

The name's Lobo. That's L as in "Lacerate", O as in "Obliterate", B as in "disem-Bowel" and O as in, uh... Well, I guess I can use "Obliterate" twice, huh? What do you think?

Superman

I think you're a certifiable madman.

Lobo

Thanks.