Bizarro quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Lois Lane

Hey Clark, listen to this. Apparently some nut in a Superman costume just trashed a department store downtown. If I didn't know better I'd say it was-

Bizarro

[crashes through the wall] Where am Superman!

Bizzaro?!

Bizarro

You saved me. Why?

Superman

Because I knew Mxy tricked you. If it makes you feel better, he's done it to me. A lot.

Superman

Listen to me, my friend. Mxy's playing you for a fool.

Bizarro

Little big head man my friend! Him say you enemy.

Superman

Him lie like rug. Trust me.

Bizarro

Why bad men shoot at me?

Mr. Mxyzptlk

Hey, easy on the material, Frankenstein.

Bizarro

Send bad men away, little big head. Send them away!

Mr. Mxyzptlk

I'd love to help you, Rocky, but power-wise, my tank is dry.

Bizarro

[shakes him] Nooooo! Send them away! Do it!

Mr. Mxyzptlk

[fearful] Kltpzyxm! Kltpzyxm! [nothing happens] Oh, mama, this was a bad idea.

Bizarro

Peaceful.

Superman

That will keep him quiet till he reaches home.

Bizarro

Hello, citizens. It good to be back. World am safe. Me see no trouble... Me say, "Me see no trouble".

Mr. Mxyzptlk

I heard you the first time!