Superman: The Animated Series · Season 2, Episode 20
“Bizarro's World” · Season 2, Episode 20
In this episode: Superman (7), Bizarro (5), Dan Turpin (4), Lois Lane (3), Maggie Sawyer (1)
Just think what would have been like for him if he'd lived. First finding out he wasn't... well... you, and then his home, his whole world destroyed in one day. Can you imagine?
Yeah, I think I can. He'd probably feel a lot like I did when I learned I wasn't human. You don't know who you are or where you belong. Why you're here.
[Bizarro is wondering in the snow and he goes to a lake and sees a reflection of himself]
[voice over] You don't know who you are. Where you belong. Why you're here?
Me make Krypton. Then me am home!
Scram, Lane, this is a Police matter.
Yeah, Turpin, like that really works with me.
You know this guy? Figures... All the wackos come to you.
Let me guess... Bizarro?
Any idea what he's doing?
Remodeling. He thinks he's me so he's trying to create his own version of Krypton.
Naturally...
If Krypton is what Bizarro wants, that's what he's gonna get.
I had to take this beat! Humans weren't nuts enough!
So, what is all this?
It am Dada's house on Krypton.
Krypton? You remember Krypton?
Shiny Ball show me. It say me am Kal-El, and it show me baby me.
Unfortunately "Shiny Ball" was confused at the time.
[Superman confronts Bizarro while wearing his anti-Kryptonite suit]
Hey Bizarro, I have something for you. Catch!
[Superman tosses a hunk of Kryptonite at Bizzaro, who effortlessly catches it]
Thanks! Ooh, rock is pretty!
{to Lois} Our DNA must be too dissimilar.
This am nice. Superman, Krypto, Dada, Lois, all here with me. Oh, Krypton pretty. So sad it have to blow up...
[Bizarro has stolen a nuclear warhead from a military base and is aiming it at Metropolis]
You'll kill millions of people!
That how Krypton end!
But this isn't Krypton!
Me make it Krypton! Now Krypton explodes!
And what about Lois? If you do this, Lois will die!
Lois? Lois not on Krypton.
Right. But, she's down there now.
[Bizarro realizes the mistake he made, then works with Superman to get the warhead safely disposed of]
Now, would you like to hear the rest of the story? [Superman has taken Bizarro to a lush green planet circled by ringed moons] You can defend this planet. It is all yours.
This crummy planet! How can me be defender of planet when there is no one here to defend?
I thought of that issue. Which is why I brought you a friend.
[Superman opens hatch on spaceship to reveal one of the animals from the Preserver's ship]
Krypto!
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