Clark Kent quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Bruce Wayne

Come to make sure I'm leaving?

Clark Kent

Actually, I thought we worked pretty well together. Not that I want to make it a regular event.

Bruce Wayne

She's all yours, now- if you can handle that. But you'd better be good to her, 'cause I know where you live.

Lois Lane

Trying to put the Man of Steel out of business, Lex?

Lex Luthor

I'd think, Ms. Lane, with your knack for getting into trouble, you'd appreciate a few extra rescuers. [laughter]

Clark Kent

Touché.

Lois Lane

Whose side are you on?

Jonathan Kent

It's not like he's really dead, Martha. He just can't be Clark anymore.

Clark Kent

But I am Clark. I need to be Clark. I'd go crazy if I had to be Superman all the time!

Clark Kent

[Stopping Kara from flying] That's enough of that, Kara.

Kara Kent

Hey, Clark. It was such a nice day, I thought I'd just, you know - vroom!

Clark Kent

What did we talk about? No 'vroom' during the daytime.

Kara Kent

It's me, Kara.

Clark Kent

I know.

Kara Kent

You saw through my secret identity?

Clark Kent

How did you get here?

Kara Kent

You said no "vroom" so I ran.

Lois Lane

Can you talk some sense into him?

Clark Kent

I've had my fill with teenagers today.

Young Lana Lang

What's this strange power you have?

Young Clark Kent

What do you mean?

Young Lana Lang

The ability to attract every airhead in Smallville!

[to Clark Kent] Didn't I see you at the fashion show? What are you, a stalker?

Clark Kent

Actually I'm a reporter.

Even worse. At least stalkers are honest about what they do.

Lois Lane

Hey Clark, listen to this. Apparently some nut in a Superman costume just trashed a department store downtown. If I didn't know better I'd say it was-

Bizarro

[crashes through the wall] Where am Superman!

Bizzaro?!