This is crazy.
You asked for heroes; you didn't say anything about sanity.
Superman: The Animated Series · Season 3, Episode 3
“New Kids in Town” · Season 3, Episode 3
In this episode: Clark Kent (3), Brainiac (2), Lana Lang (1), Martha Kent (1)
This is crazy.
You asked for heroes; you didn't say anything about sanity.
What's this strange power you have?
What do you mean?
The ability to attract every airhead in Smallville!
[after seeing Brainiac] Whoa! Check out Darth Vader! Que Pasa man? Take a wrong turn at Tatooine?
[holding Kenny up high] Where does Clark Kent live?
Clark? What is this?
Insufficient response. [throws Kenny across the street]
[Seeing Jonathan preparing to help Clark] Don't be foolish! You need something better than a shovel!
Up, up and away! Ha! I always wanted to say that!
Like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.
[After seeing his future costume] Red underpants? Now I know you're crazy!
At last, the son of Jor-El kneels before me.
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