Lois Lane quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Martha Kent

Your editor wasn't angry with Clark was he? He certainly seemed upset.

Lois Lane

Nah, the chief always sounds like that. It's part of his charm.

Martha Kent

[as Superman fights Kalibak] Clark, look out!

Lois Lane

Clark? Where...?

Lois Lane

No matter how many times I see that, I'll never get used to it.

Jonathan Kent

Me neither.

Let's make an example of this hero. A very tragic example, I'm afraid, Miss...?

Lois Lane

Lane.

Lane? Lois Lane? The one Superman always saves?

Lois Lane

'Fraid so.

Superman

I hope I didn't shake you and the others up too bad.

Lois Lane

I have to say... I've gotten used to it. [Superman smiles and turns to leave. After a pause, Lois goes after him]

Lois Lane

Um...Superman?

Superman

Yes?

Lois Lane

Um, how can I put this...I was just thinking, it might be nice to see each other when I wasn't-I don't know, falling out a window or something. Not that I'm not grateful for all the times you've helped me, you understand.

Superman

I understand.

Lois Lane

You do?

Superman

It's the First National Bank.

Lois Lane

You better go. People might- [Superman takes off] -get hurt. [starts walking dejectedly away] I understand, Lois. Really, you do! Yep, you're a complete moron. Why, thank you, Superman, I think I'm a total loser too...geez.

Clark Kent

I hear Wayne's deal with Lexcorp could run into the billions. He's a high roller.

Lois Lane

I hear he's nothing but Gotham trash. Rich, spoiled, and... [Bruce Wayne walks off the plane] Absolutely gorgeous!

Bruce Wayne

So he just appears when there's trouble? No special signal?

Lois Lane

He's not like your Batman, thank goodness!

Bruce Wayne

Then how do you contact him?

Lois Lane

Committing a felony helps. Listen, you seem awfully interested in Superman. Do you want me to fix you two up?

Lois Lane

Clark, keep an eye on Bruce, will you? I'll be right back.

Clark Kent

Actually, Lois-

Lois Lane

Don't be intimidated. Regale him with madcap tales of the nightlife in Smallville. [Leaves]

Bruce Wayne

She never stops, does she?

Clark Kent

Not that I've noticed. [Quietly] Any luck finding the comedian?

Bruce Wayne

[In Batman voice] Three nights, and not so much as a green hair.

Clark Kent

Of course, you have been dividing your time between work and Lois.

Bruce Wayne

Is that a problem?

Clark Kent

Let's just say I'm concerned. Your reputation is... dubious, in and out of costume.

Bruce Wayne

Don't worry, I'm taking Lois quite seriously. [leans down] Besides, it seems to me you had your chance.

Lois Lane

How could you have lied to me like that?

Bruce Wayne

Now, I never actually said I wasn't Batman... [she smacks the cut on his back] Ow!

Lois Lane

I'll get some iodine for that scrape. Burning, stinging iodine. [Walks into the bathroom]

Superman

I see she's taking it well.

Bruce Wayne

It's ironic, you know. She likes Bruce Wayne, and she likes Superman. It's the other two guys she's not crazy about.

Superman

Too bad we can't mix and match.

Jimmy Olsen

Holy...

Lois Lane

Bad choice of words Jimmy!

Lois Lane

Just think what would have been like for him if he'd lived. First finding out he wasn't... well... you, and then his home, his whole world destroyed in one day. Can you imagine?

Superman

Yeah, I think I can. He'd probably feel a lot like I did when I learned I wasn't human. You don't know who you are or where you belong. Why you're here.

Dan Turpin

Scram, Lane, this is a Police matter.

Lois Lane

Yeah, Turpin, like that really works with me.

Lois Lane

So, what is all this?

Bizarro

It am Dada's house on Krypton.

Lois Lane

Krypton? You remember Krypton?

Bizarro

Shiny Ball show me. It say me am Kal-El, and it show me baby me.

Superman

Unfortunately "Shiny Ball" was confused at the time.

Lois Lane

Trying to put the Man of Steel out of business, Lex?

Lex Luthor

I'd think, Ms. Lane, with your knack for getting into trouble, you'd appreciate a few extra rescuers. [laughter]

Clark Kent

Touché.

Lois Lane

Whose side are you on?