Lois Lane quotes from Superman: The Animated Series

Luminus

Don't feel bad, Lois. It's not personal this time. I have bigger fish to fry and frankly you're just bait.

Lois Lane

Oh yeah, that makes me feel loads better.

Lois Lane

Come on, Lex! Those are your satellites up there and Lytener worked for you before, how do you expect me to believe you have nothing to do with it?

Lex Luthor

What you believe makes little difference to me. The fact is I did provide Lytener resources while behind bars, but only to legitimate LexCorp research. I had no idea he'd escape and I certainly didn't tell him to highjack my satellites to his own revenge.

Lois Lane

Heck, why not? You'd love to see Superman dead!

Lex Luthor

Oh please, Lois, forget that I'm losing millions in communication's revenues, do you really think I'd jeopardize the welfare of the planet just to settle my personal grudge with Superman? [Luthor shoots an arrow and hits the bullseye, then grins]

Lois Lane

Look! Up in the sky!

Jimmy Olsen

It's a bird!

Lois Lane

Yeah, but what's it sitting on?

Lois Lane

Hey, I'm not finished!

I beg to differ.

Lois Lane

So, I am Lois Lane, but I'm not the Lois Lane that you knew...

Ever since you- she died I've wondered if there were other dimensions out there. Other versions of me... and you.

Lois Lane

Hold it! I may be a lot like your Lois, but you're nothing like the Superman I know! He's no tyrant.

I had to take control, there was no other way. For too long I fooled myself into thinking I was just doing a simple clean-up job. And if I did enough good, people would follow my example. I didn't realize it was a war. And suddenly you were a casualty of that war. And I knew I had to stop it by whatever means possible.

You never knew what I felt about you. I never knew, till you were gone.

Lois Lane

[slaps him] You could've said something. We could've talked about it and figured it out! Now look at you... married to Luthor...

I never thought I'd lose you... twice.

Lois Lane

Will it change anything?

For me, but not for Metropolis. Not this time.

Superman

So that was me?

Lois Lane

Yes. And... no. It-it's complicated. I could explain it over dinner.

Superman

Dinner? Are we getting a little personal?

Lois Lane

Better now than never...

Lois, it's time.

Lois Lane

No! No, I won't let you take him!

But, Lois, you knew one day Titano would have to leave us. He has to go on his mission now.

Lois Lane

But can't you send Lucy into space instead?

I'll go!

Lois Lane

Titano! Remember me? Lolo?

Clark Kent

Lolo?!

Lois Lane

I was eight, okay?

Lois Lane

Er, Jimmy, think you could keep an eye on him for a hour or two?

Jimmy Olsen

Me?

Lois Lane

You've got to take the photos anyway, and I know they'll be terrific.

Jimmy Olsen

But...

Lois Lane

It's just like babysitting... with fleas.

Jimmy Olsen

You're sure it's in here?

Lois Lane

Yes, I'm sure, so shut up and keep squeezing the monkeys!

Clark Kent

I wonder what new toy Luthor is showing off for the brass today.

Lois Lane

Whatever it is I’m sure it’s going to wind up on all their Christmas lists...

Lois Lane

Sabotage?

Clark Kent

Has to be. Luthor's too careful to foul up like that.

Lois Lane

But who'd want to destroy Luthor? [Clark stares] Well, yeah. But who'd be crazy enough to try?

Clark Kent

Granted, Lois, Luthor does lots of strange things, but what reason could he possibly have for trying to fool his own bodyguard?

Lois Lane

Maybe he needed some space. Haven't you ever noticed the way she hovers around him all the time?

Clark Kent

But that's her job.

Lois Lane

It's no wonder why you're still single, Kent.