Jon, Paul Heyman and others in “2015”

Paul Heyman, I'm a big fan. I call you the Apex Orator.

Thank you. I consider that a compliment.

It is a compliment. May I have a word with Mr. Lesnar?

Now's not really a good time.

Because I'm an Undertaker guy, is that what this is?

Well...that's not the only reason, but if I may. What happened when your guy fought my Beast, what do you got to say about that?

You're pretty happy about that, right? The victory. You know who wasn't happy about that? Wrestling fans. See, that's what I am; I'm a wrestling fan. And the Undertaker had perfection. He had a streak that hadn't been seen, 21-0. You know who people remember? Joe DiMaggio and his streak. You know who they don't remember? The guy who ended that streak. So let me ask you something. When you watched WrestleMania, were you happy to see the fans' faces, the disappointment and the sadness of those people who paid good money to come out and see perfection? But there you were as the advocate, rubbing salt, salt in the wound of every wrestling fan everywhere. They came out there to WrestleMania that day hoping to see magic, perfection. It was Christmas morning, they had that present, they opened it up, and they didn't get a puppy. You know what they got, you know what you gave them, you and the guy with the head and the shoulders and the dagger on the chest? You know what you gave them? Coal. Are you happy about that? What do you have to say about that?

[to tune of "Battle Hymn of the Republic"] Glory, glory, Brock Lesnar