SummerSlam quotes

Do you know what Ravishing Rick Rude and Bobby Heenan have in common with the Liberty Bell?

No, what?

One is cracked, and the other is a ding dong.

If your parents were here Piper, they wouldn't let you know that you were gone.

I'm not going to kill you for that remark, Boobs. I'll let you live with it for the next two and a half hours.

I heard a rumor that your mom and dad ran away from home.

Will you stop?!

You know, Piper used to come home from school and find out that his parents had moved.

Will you stop?! I'm not going to tell you again or you'll be out of here.

Concerned look on the face of Stu and Helen Hart.

You know why they're concerned? They snuck in! They scared the usher away.

Will you be serious?!

Stop it now Bobby!

Don't do it Perfect! Don't touch that ref!

Why? Disqualifcation will save his title.

All right then nail him!

[as Bret blocks a legdrop from Mr. Perfect] Nice block there, that move. Oh, he's got that hold half-applied on the canvas! He's turning him over!

Beautiful counter!

The Sharpshooter!

[as Hebner calls for the bell] He's got it!

HE GOT IT!

NO! NO!

We've got a new champion!

We've got a new champion!

NO!

ALRIGHT!

The winner of this bout and NEW Intercontinental Champion: Bret "Hitman" Hart!

The new Intercontinental Champion, Bret "The Hitman" Hart!

Tear it off, Bret! Tear it off, man!

Look at Perfect, he's hurt. He wants out of there!

We've got us a new champeen! [sic]

And he deserves it! This place is going bananas!

With Butch, Luke and Andre in there...which one is Larry, Darryl, and Darryl?

Come on dummy, I don't have all day, I'm a busy man. Right here is the dressing room. Of the WWF champion Hulk Hogan. And I'm going to embarrass him and see what kind of a man he really is. [knocks on Hogan's door] Come on Hogan, open up! Wait till you see this. [Hogan opens the door.] On behalf of the real world's champion, Ric Flair, I would like to challenge you, Hogan. At any time any place - [Hogan slams the door.] Who do you think you're embarrassing?! You wouldn't do that if Ric Flair was standing here! You hear-- You hear me?! Turn that camera off. Turn that damn thing off!

Oh I love it!

That's not the first door he's had slammed in his face. That's why he ain't married.

This is the way it's going to happen Mean Gene Okerlund. After I've done, beat your fat mug Boss Man, these little local hick cops are going to grab you and they're going to handcuff your hands. And they're going to take you and, I don't want you gentlemen to do it the New York style. I want gentlemen toto do it the Mountie kind of justice! If he fights back, I want you to drag him through these halls. And once we get back here, we wanna tan him in this little old paddy wagon. And once he get in here, it'll be your job to shackle his ankles, make sure he doesn't run away, shut the doors and throw the key away and bring him to that local New York caboose house. And we'll see you there Boss Man!

We are about to find out who the real law and order is. And I believe it's the man in the red shirt. [The Mountie]

Well I believe it's the man in the blue shirt. [The Big Boss Man]

I'm going to get the Boss Man a pack of cigarettes.

Are you leaving again?

Yes, I'm going to take him some cigarettes.

What do you mean take him some cigarettes? He doesn't even smoke!

No but he's going to need them to bribe the screws.

Will you stop?!

Come on Boss Man, get up! It's six o clock in the morning. Here's your cup of coffee and your one cigarette.

Oh you know what time they get up in the pokey do you?

I watched Police Story in Colombo.

I think he's speaking from personal experience.

You guys think you're tough guys? Give me my shock stick! Aaah! No, no! You're not taking my pictures! Nooooo! You're not taking my pictures! (Hides his face with his arms.)

So I heard the Boss Man kicked your butt, huh?

[looks up] What the?! [Photographer snaps the picture] No!! You're not taking my pictures!

No! You can't do this to me! You can't-- Aaaah! No! You're not taking my fingerprints! I'm not giving it to you!

Come on, give me your finger!

You want the finger?! [flips off the cop] Here's the finger! [They start fingerprinting the Mountie.] Yeow! Ouch! Yeow! Don't do that! I'm the Mountie! You can't fingerprint me!

It looks as though the Mountie is a bit outnumbered and Sgt. Slaughter, I'm sure you can attest to that going 3 against 2 into the Match Made in Hell.

What do you mean outnumbered, pukeface? You piece of human scum! Outnumbered?! We're not the ones that are going to be outnumbered. It's the Ultimare Warrior and Hulk Hogan that are going to be outnumbered. Why they're going to be outnumbered before the match even starts. Take a look at the Ultimate Puke. He still looks a little snakebit to me. Ha ha ha ha. And the Immortal Slime Hulk Hogan got a gash in his head. Lost about six gallons of blood. Ha ha ha ha. In fact, it's going to be a lot easier than we thought. In fact, we just may have one more surprise tonight in the match made in hell!