Succession · Season 4, Episode 5
“Kill List” · Season 4, Episode 5
In this episode: Roman Roy (2), Hugo Baker (2), Lukas Matsson (2), Kendall Roy (1), Frank Vernon (1), Gerri Kellman (1), Karl Muller (1), Karolina Novotney (1)
Andreas? Hey, man!
Hey.
Oh, wow. They-- they tell me that you nearly got a bronze at Sochi.
Ah. [chuckles] Another lifetime, you know.
Yeah. Oh, man, that's... that's almost huge, man. You know? Those darn tenths of a second, huh? Tuck!
[Andreas awkwardly smiles and walks away, Hugo walks to Karolina]
Guy's a dick.
Uh... [chuckles] Hey, guys. Uh... [sniffs] Are-- are you for real?
What?
The movie. And what about these fucking press stories? [chuckles] Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera fucking business school? You're telling me the theme parks are haunted, your big movie is shitty? Are you tanking the deal?
No, man.
No.
No. We're just being open.
Hey, I was just thinking. Do you remember when you asked me when my dad was gonna die?
Yeah, that was a joke, Roman.
Uh-huh. You really couldn't push this a week, could you? You just couldn't like-- There was no part of you that could just be like, "Hey, let's reschedule and move this 'cause, you know, their dad just died and, you know." I mean, my sister's kinda-- She's fucked up about it, and my brother's a mess, and I'm fucking-- I'm gone. I'm like I'm on the fucking-- I'm dead. It's over for me. It's okay, it's fine. But you just drag us out here, you inhuman fucking dogman. You... Crazy.
Easy, brother.
You fucking killed him too. You're the one who did it. You just-- And you did. You drained the life out of him. You dragged this thing out for six fucking months, and then you bring us out here now. You couldn't wait like a few days. You actually couldn't do that for us. No idea, huh? God!
This is good, Rome.
Yeah, shut the fuck up, man. We're not selling to you. Okay? We're not doing that. We are gonna grind you down, man. We are sand in the gears. Every e-mail is gonna take like six months. We're all gonna spend hundreds of millions of dollars, and in the end, you're gonna get fucking bored and move on. It's not happening, okay?
Really?
Yeah. Yeah, I fucking hate you. And if you tell the board I said any of this, I'm just gonna say it was a negotiating tactic, and you know what? Maybe it is. But it's not. So fuck you.
Oh, oh, wait, wait, wait. You just fucked yourself.
Did I?
Good.
Really?
Yeah. [chuckles]
Good.
Congrats, congrats, congrats.
[glasses clinking]
What-- what-- what's going on there?
I don't know.
What is that?
It's--
Is that-- is that the kill list? It is, isn't it?
Wait!
It's just, uh, Jess managed...
Yeah, yes, it is.
...to get a hold of something. Um, uh, early draft. GoJo finance list of potential severance costs. It's highly provisional. It's-- it's caveated, subject to change. It would just be an interpretation.
Well, come on, Gerri. Don't leave us hanging. Who's on it?
Okay, if you insist. In seemingly no particular order, um, just, uh, potentially surplus to requirements are... Ray.
God fuckin' damn it.
Mark.
Shit.
Hugo.
That slalom motherfucker!
Frank.
Naturally. It's just speculation.
Karl.
Let the good times roll.
Wait, wait. What-- wh-- what about Karolina?
Um...
Okay.
She's... not on the list, so retained.
Retained, okay.
And you?
Congratulations.
Thank you.
Uh, also not on the list.
Tom? What about Tom? Tom-- Tom must be on the list.
Mm.
Oh, my God.
I don't see him.
Great fucking trip. Highly fucking productive. So much for being raised by wolves.
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