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Kendall Roy quotes from Succession

Played by Jeremy Strong · 39 quotes · page 3 of 3

Kendall Roy

Played by Jeremy Strong

Succession · 117 quotes

Most-quoted character in Succession: in 39 of its 117 quotes
Most scenes with: Roman Roy (13), Logan Roy (7), Shiv Roy (7)

Scenes with Kendall Roy 37

Hey, everyone.

Yes. Uh. Greg.

Hey, Greg.

Um. In case it comes out, we wanted you to be aware that you're on a piece of paper. Uh, a side letter left by Logan with... some wishes and disbursements.

Okay. Uh. Eh. Yeah. In-- in what, uh, capacity? In-- in what fashion?

You're in addendum of miscellaneous matters in pencil... with a question mark.

Nevertheless.

Kendall Roy

Dad may have said he wanted me to take over.

And so then, maybe the natural conclusion might perhaps be, I'd be his number two.

[laughs] Nice try, kid.

He-- he probably wrote it down so he can remember your name.

Hmm. We had a good rapport.

You had a good rapport? I feel like he already wanted to see less of you. That's probably, like, 50/50, fire Greg or kill Greg.

Mm. I think that it's not that kind of question mark. I think it's, uh, um, possibly-- It's a wonder.

It's a doodle. We just wanted you to be aware.

Uh... [chuckles] Hey, guys. Uh... [sniffs] Are-- are you for real?

Kendall Roy

What?

The movie. And what about these fucking press stories? [chuckles] Are you Scooby-Dooing me here? Is that where you went? Hanna-Barbera fucking business school? You're telling me the theme parks are haunted, your big movie is shitty? Are you tanking the deal?

Kendall Roy

No, man.

No.

Kendall Roy

No. We're just being open.

Kendall Roy

Hey, Karl.

Yeah. Hi. Just-- Just to say good luck, huh?

Kendall Roy

Thanks, man.

And, uh, just to get some visibility, if that's okay. I-- 'Cause I just heard that, uh, more tweaks have been made in my arena.

Kendall Roy

It's cool.

Okay, well...

Kendall Roy

It is cool.

...if I could just take a quick, quick peek.

Kendall Roy

Karl, man, it's not a good time.

Oh, then if you could just talk me through it. Just-- No, just so I'm comfortable in my own mind that I got your back.

Kendall Roy

It is all good, Karl.

What we--

Kendall Roy

Okay? It's all good.

We really need--

Kendall Roy

Now is not a good time.

Just a sec. Hang on, just--

Kendall Roy

It's not a good time, Karl.

Oh, really? Well, listen to me. I took a lot of shit from your dad because we've been through the mill. But I've been the CFO of major public companies for over two decades, and I know a thing or two about a thing or two. And if you fuck up his deal, or you try to stand up numbers that I am not comfortable with, I swear to God--

Kendall Roy

Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Easy. Easy. CEO. CFO.

What? You gonna fire your chief financial officer a week in? Your dad just gone? [laughs] You'd be fucking toast. You have my dick in your hand, Ken. But I've got yours in mine. So let's get real. If you say anything that I don't like up there or make me look foolish, I'll fucking squeal.

[Kendall smiles and pats Karl's arm]

Good luck. Good luck to you, buddy.

Kendall Roy

We think... We think that security plus entertainment is a pretty unbeatable offer. Right? Well, one more thing. How about I told you it was all going to last forever?

Okay. Now we're leaving planet Earth. Glad you're not strapped in?

Kendall Roy

Who's responsible? That's the story, right? Who burnt this place down?

Eh, to me, it always comes down to a couple of old favorites, the Blacks or the Jews.

[Tom, Darwin, and Greg snap their heads towards Roman]

I'm kidding. It's a fucking joke.

How was that call? What'd you get? Whole bunch of not much?

Kendall Roy

Really?

What?

Kendall Roy

"I think you're a good guy"?

Uh, well... [scoffs] I found it hard to get Nate, so I summarized some impressions.

Kendall Roy

Oh, right, right, right. Smart. Really good, Shiv. But you lied.

Oh... [mumbles]

Kendall Roy

Right? She didn't get anything from Nate.

Really?

Kendall Roy

She didn't speak to Nate. And she's in with Matsson.

Mm...

Sorry, what?

No, I... [scoffs] No. No. I-- I-- I-- I did what we all agreed to, that I got close to him so that I could help--

Kendall Roy

Shiv's fucking us. Right--

Wow!

Kendall Roy

Right, Shivy?

No. No! No, no, no. I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--

Kendall Roy

"I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I-- I--"

...was...

Kendall Roy

I fucking asked you some real questions, Shiv. I wondered why you looked like a goose trying to shit a house brick, you piece of dirt.

Kendall Roy

Let's hit-- let's hit Frank.

[laughs]

Kendall Roy

Let's offer Frank. We can-- We can still do this.

Bullshit, man. Come on, it's fucking nothing. Stop.

Kendall Roy

No, there-- there's something here. There's an angle.

No, no. It's fuck all, man. It's bits of glue and broken shows, fucking phony news. Fucking... Come on.

Kendall Roy

We have this. We can still do this, man.

Oh my God, Man, it's nothing. Okay? It's just nothing. It's fucking nothing. Stop it!

Kendall Roy

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Yeah. Hey, we are bullshit.

Kendall Roy

We are not bullshit.

We are bullshit. You are bullshit. You're fucking bullshit, man. I'm fucking bullshit. She's bullshit. It's all fucking nothing, man. I'm telling you this because I-- I know it, okay? We're nothing. Okay. Okay.

Kendall Roy

Hey. So, uh, pardon me. Um, where are we?

Kendall Roy

I was thinking maybe we-- that we should maybe, uh, adjourn the meeting and-- and re-- uh, re... Uh...

Ken. Ken, it's done. Seven-six. We sell to GoJo. You don't have it.

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