I'm a pacifist. I pass a fist.
S3 E9Bully
Some have called me a coward, but others have called me a pussy. Understand?
CWCoach Wolf
Today as you can see we're having class in the gym. It's important to keep a trim figure through exercise, starving yourself, and later: plastic surgery. OK, why don't you all uh.. wander around without any supervision and acquaint yourselves with some of this dangerous equipment.
S3 E10The Last Temptation of Blank
As it is the end of our school year, I thought it would be be-hoovy if I used my final lesson to talk about eschatology, or the study of the end of things. Now, I asked my lover, Mr. Jellineck, to make some transparencies.
He's just kidding, we're not lovers. We just have sex.
Hot, ass-thumping sex.
The only reason you're cool is that you're a little satellite circling the planet Frosty. Surface temperature: zero degrees Franenheit.
Look Jerri, as long as you're with me, you'll never go bad, because I've got you stored in my crisper, and the refrangerator is always dialed up to 9.
Jerri, you're going to have to choose whether to stay here and be uncool in loser-land or to follow me into Frantarctica!
Lead on, you stupid junkie whore!
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