Strangers with Candy · Season 3, Episode 10
“The Last Temptation of Blank” · Season 3, Episode 10
In this episode: Fran (3), Chuck Noblet (1), Geoffrey Jellineck (1), Onyx Blackman (1)
As it is the end of our school year, I thought it would be be-hoovy if I used my final lesson to talk about eschatology, or the study of the end of things. Now, I asked my lover, Mr. Jellineck, to make some transparencies.
He's just kidding, we're not lovers. We just have sex.
Hot, ass-thumping sex.
The only reason you're cool is that you're a little satellite circling the planet Frosty. Surface temperature: zero degrees Franenheit.
Look Jerri, as long as you're with me, you'll never go bad, because I've got you stored in my crisper, and the refrangerator is always dialed up to 9.
Jerri, you're going to have to choose whether to stay here and be uncool in loser-land or to follow me into Frantarctica!
Lead on, you stupid junkie whore!
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