You're new here, so let me lay it down for ya. I run a pretty tight ship around here. That's why the students call me "The Hammer".
We don't call you that.
Shut up.
Strangers with Candy · Season 3, Episode 9
“Bully” · Season 3, Episode 9
In this episode: Geoffrey Jellineck (2), Chuck Noblet (1)
You're new here, so let me lay it down for ya. I run a pretty tight ship around here. That's why the students call me "The Hammer".
We don't call you that.
Shut up.
I'm a pacifist. I pass a fist.
Some have called me a coward, but others have called me a pussy. Understand?
Today as you can see we're having class in the gym. It's important to keep a trim figure through exercise, starving yourself, and later: plastic surgery. OK, why don't you all uh.. wander around without any supervision and acquaint yourselves with some of this dangerous equipment.
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