Strangers with Candy · Season 3, Episode 6
“Invisible Love” · Season 3, Episode 6
In this episode: Jerri Blank (2), Chuck Noblet (1), Onyx Blackman (1), Sara Blank (1)
Hey, mister, eyes on your own test.
But we're not taking a test.
I can fix that right now. Okay, everybody get out a piece of paper! Hey, don't get angry with me, blame Mister Nosy-Eyes here. Question number one: Explain Western history. Be specific; support your answer.
Have you seen my mother?
Which one? The real one, the dead one, or the one I'm having sex with?
[At the make-out party.]
Maybe you care to partner up. I happen to know plenty of mature, eligible men.
That's a very kind offer, Principal, but I strongly oppose racial commingling.
I'm with you 100 percent, except, of course, for my uncontrollable desire for middle-aged white women.
I've recently learned something about self-respect... I don't have any.
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