Strangers with Candy · Season 1, Episode 10
“The Trip Back” · Season 1, Episode 10
In this episode: Jerri Blank (2), Chuck Noblet (1), Geoffrey Jellineck (1), Sara Blank (1)
[Sara is holding a Mad Mothers Against Drugs meeting.]
You can't help a drug addict until they've hit rock bottom. And sometimes it's important to help the process along. You dig a hole in the yard and cover it with sticks and leaves, put glass in their slippers...
Cut the brake cable in their car...
Exactly. Cut the brake cable in their car. The point is to help them hurt themselves.
In answer to the question, what was the Magna Carta, you wrote "Planet Zoot." And in response to the query, what was the capital of France during the Nazi occupation, you traced your hand.
Oh yeah, I drew a beak on my thumb there. Oh! It’s a turkey! It must've been the holidays.
It was yesterday, Jerri.
Look, all I'm saying is if you still wanna smoke pot then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends.
[Jerri is standing in front of a water fountain, but Trish wants a drink.]
Do you mind? I'm kinda dry.
Well I'm pretty wet.
[Jerri laughs at her own joke, but then puts a serious look on her face.]
Seriously.
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